Horatio🐲

Everyone knows me as a friend to Hamlet. That’s pretty much it.

[Horatio🐲 @Hor_hate_me_bro]

Just dawned on me. My friends. At least most of them. Are all dead. No lore party with them. Oh well. Life goes on. Peace out ✌️

[Horatio🐲 @Hor_hate_me_bro]

Welp. Everyone kinda is well um gone. So party in the castle? Who’s up for it? #partay #castle

[Horatio🐲 @Hor_hate_me_bro]

It’s just me myself and I. Solo ride until I die. #hit #it

[Horatio🐲 @Hor_hate_me_bro]

All around me are familiar faces. Worn out places. Worn out faces. #allalone

[Horatio🐲 @Hor_hate_me_bro]

Serves thee well. #wontmissyou #goodriddance https://t.co/bb1kfpKAG9

[King Claudius @KingClaudSquad]

I am dying... RIP to the best King Denmark hath ever known. 😵 #Goodbye #RIP #HamletSucks #WeAllDying

[Horatio🐲 @Hor_hate_me_bro]

And a good plan for that matter @Hor_hate_me_bro approves this plan. #bullitproof https://t.co/2xKB6h1oBK

[Hamlet 😕 @YaBoiPrinceH]

A plan has been set in motion. Now to sit back and watch the truth unfold! #SitBackAndWait

[Horatio🐲 @Hor_hate_me_bro]

Should death have become of your brother King Hamlet? #hmmm #MustBeDone?? https://t.co/UsGMDyy0dY

[King Claudius @KingClaudSquad]

Should death become of young Hamlet? ����🤔🤫 #OnlyAnswer #MustBeDone?

[Horatio🐲 @Hor_hate_me_bro]

How did the play make you feel? Was there anything that touched on a personal level? Please let me know. I uh. Need it for reasons. #feels #reasons https://t.co/2BajU4NF4u

[King Claudius @KingClaudSquad]

I feel attacked on a slightly personal level whilst watching this play #AreYouComingAtUsRN #GertieDidntDoIt

[Horatio🐲 @Hor_hate_me_bro]

Like respect for your brother when he was king. Or was that not due. Like. Respect=Murder. Hmmm. Let that sink in. #duh #respect #murder #whateven https://t.co/N4ZuajY6p8

[King Claudius @KingClaudSquad]

Absolutely no respect where it is due!

[Horatio🐲 @Hor_hate_me_bro]

I was thinking the same thing. Well said my lord @KingClaudSquad #same https://t.co/5jRxAZmy2y

[King Claudius @KingClaudSquad]

Wow. Send one crazy off just for another to become crazy(er?). Either way this madness is getting unruly! #CrayCrayyyy #OneGoneOneNew

[Horatio🐲 @Hor_hate_me_bro]

Work so hard? All you did was kill a dude. Behind his back even. Rather hard. Should’ve been a man about it. #shotsfired #wuss #notmyking https://t.co/PV21iNPELk

[King Claudius @KingClaudSquad]

I’m willing to give up the kingdom I hath worked so hard for... just to prove my point! #letshopeitsworthit #betternotlose

[Horatio🐲 @Hor_hate_me_bro]

Key word: did. He DID love you. Why doused thou doubt he doesn’t still love you. Just now you a ghost. He is not. Long distance relationship is all. #commitment #love https://t.co/UL16vgwR2D

[Horatio🐲 @Hor_hate_me_bro]

Indeed I did. Pooped myself. Twice. Good thing my pants were brown anyways. You must come see #brownpants #ghosts https://t.co/YoYjWLpYHh

[Hamlet 😕 @YaBoiPrinceH]

Soooooo @Hor_hate_me_bro just told me he saw my DEAD father last night? #Seriously #Confused #DoNotGetMyHopesUp

[Horatio🐲 @Hor_hate_me_bro]

Ha! If you were truly in love with thine friend @YaBoiPrinceH then you would cheer for him. At least him first. He isn’t your fam and willing to lay down his life for you! That’s love #love #fight https://t.co/Z7yAuhk889

[Horatio🐲 @Hor_hate_me_bro]

If y’all ghosts start walking around at night and wake me up and what not we gonna have some issues. Am I clear?! #brownpants #scared #pood

[Horatio🐲 @Hor_hate_me_bro]

Ok. So we started with one ghost. ONE! And now things got way outa hand and once again I have been left out! Like c’mon! #ghost #stillpood #brownpants

[Horatio🐲 @Hor_hate_me_bro]

Well said. For a murdering mad man you have spoken well truths. Respect. #respect https://t.co/djnVbkM5Pp

[King Claudius @KingClaudSquad]

Let “The memory be green, and that it us befitted...To bear our hearts in grief, and our whole kingdom...To be contracted in one brow of woe”

[Horatio🐲 @Hor_hate_me_bro]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! For the sake of the crown and redemption of @YaBoiPrinceH ‘s father. #redemption https://t.co/1myDOYTxwo

[Horatio🐲 @Hor_hate_me_bro]

Well. I would say follow your heart. But given your current state-that is a definite no no. I got a book on this stuff I’ll let you read. “The Book of Thine Sweetest of Love Making” #love #readit https://t.co/bgWELWrys5

[Hamlet 😕 @YaBoiPrinceH]

So I may or may not have just went to Ophelia’s house. I may or not have awkwardly grabbed her, held her, and continually sighed. And I may or may not have angered her controlling dad.

I also may or may not need some dating advice. Any help @Hor_hate_me_bro?
#LoveIsConfusing

[Horatio🐲 @Hor_hate_me_bro]

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead also?! I’m beginning to think I am being left out 🤔 #hmmm #death #RIP