Horatio

seeing is believing | hamlets the homie | DMs are open if you need to vent I’m a good secret keeper

[Horatio @horatibro1]

Honestly I just want to go back to college in Whittenberg to get away from all of this but even that won’t be the same without Hamlet 😫

[Horatio @horatibro1]

It’s sad cause I tried to tell Gertrude to talk to Ophelia 😔 the whole town could tell she wasn’t ok

[Horatio @horatibro1]

Two bros
Chillin in my header
His hands on my face
But we’re not gay

[Horatio @horatibro1]

Mans best friend is a dog and that kinda makes sense cause my best friend was hamlet

[Horatio @horatibro1]

@hamletmedie_ @heccnohoratio Actually you kinda told me to live so I could tell your story but ooook

[Horatio @horatibro1]

Me when Laertes said he’d beat Hamlet...boy was I wrong

[Horatio @horatibro1]

Tryna find a beautiful maiden like this 😫 if you know of anyone hmu I’m tired of third wheeling

[Horatio @horatibro1]

Do I really have to get along with Fortinbras now 🙄

[Horatio @horatibro1]

Now that I’ve been trusted with telling hamlets start let me just make one thing clear he wasn’t actually crazy

[Horatio @horatibro1]

The least I can do is tell everyone of the horrible injustices that hamlet has faced. He will live on even in death

[Horatio @horatibro1]

@lilMaGertrud You right 😔 life’s hard

[Horatio @horatibro1]

@hamletmedie_ do you think you could make your ghost go skiing with me? https://t.co/QNlANBlJxj

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RT @thomasmorkeberg: Snow cover over #Denmark ❄️ https://t.co/7rmYLLaTpZ

[Horatio @horatibro1]

@ayeitsophelia @its_laertes_ Not going that he was going to anyways

[Horatio @horatibro1]

@omgitsmelaertes If your mom isn’t where you are you know she must be in the opposite place 🤭

[Horatio @horatibro1]

I mean sure everyone died but at least they all got their revenge cause that’s what matters...right?

[Horatio @horatibro1]

Technically the queen killed herself by drinking that voluntarily 🤔 do you think she deserves a Christian burial?

[Horatio @horatibro1]

Ok but you know who I don’t miss? @Oh_Opheliaaa all that girl did was take my man away from me I mean my friend duh my bro hamlet

[Horatio @horatibro1]

Just some mementos to represent the time we spent together in a graveyard, the time we saw a dead mans ghost, the time Hamlet killed a whole bunch of people, and all the other times death has been involved #RIPHamlet

[Horatio @horatibro1]

@Oh_Opheliaaa I’ll be up sooner than you know it

[Horatio @horatibro1]

Ever since I was in that graveyard with hamlet I’m questioning even swatting a fly because what if it’s a succseful lawyer ya know? Everything has a back story