horatio

i’m horatio i got hoes and bros🕺🏽 Hammy is my ROD🤞🏽📚looking for a side lova🥵

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now is my time to live on to tell hammy’s story… can i be the main character now? i hope they don’t haunt me

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i hope hammy doesn’t poison me too😅

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@hotarieslaertes i cant. i only speak when i am told.

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me to hamlets skull joke speech

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@bigswordlaertes #teamhammytillidie

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@hamlet_barbz what u mean? i got ur back forever 🤞🏽

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me watching laeartes and hammy fight over ophelia… settle down boys🙄 at least make the fight worth watching…. i mean i got ur back hammy 👀🤞🏽

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oh boy babysitting and therapy duty again… i hope hammy doesn’t try and fight the water like his dead boo thang🙄

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@hamlet_barbz @papapolog0brazy what unibrow? my brows on gleam

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@papapolog0brazy shh don’t tell him he will be so mad

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why does hammy think someone’s dead skull is funny? poor ophelia

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me listening to the grave digger talking trash about my hammy in front of him😅

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why is this dude singing🙄 he must think he’s like this🙄

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@sultryophelia wow i didn’t know you could sing underwater, your talented!

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i guess i’m not a good therapist after all, i guess Ophelia didn’t like my “do something for yourself” advice … “Hey Alexa play drowning by Boogie”

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this you on the boat hammy?

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me leaving everyone to be ophelia’s therapist even tho her daddy murderer is my best friend

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Me next to Hamlet watching this play, like just watch and stop being THAT person🙄just shut up... still love you bro