Mr Pedantic

Fighting the good fight to combat apostrophe crime.

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@CariVH All true. Now back with the nutters here in a Southport care home.
I'm bloody starving!

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@CariVH All true. I'm bo kerz!

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@CariVH Dunno how to. The presc drugs have sent me bonkers.
I left my imaginary prison stays in Liverpool & Fla & I'm now in a Southport nuthouse with lots of elderly ppl.
Took me ages to find this tablet.

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@CariVH It all started during my recent comatose state during an lmaginary visit to america. Now in care.

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@CariVH Went mad. Just left lmaginary prison & I'm now in a care home.

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@CariVH Had a pleasant afternoon at a small zoo, then got ratarsed.

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@CariVH We got married

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@CariVH Being a footloose jetsetter can get confusing.

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@CariVH Hoping to bump into you.

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@CariVH Middle of Orlando

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@MissTessTickle1 Wow Wow's happy enough & getting fat.

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@MissTessTickle1 Been a bit difficult. Run out of things to say.

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Had a lovely afternoon. Cycled from one end of Southport to the other & back agaim,
Then I woke up, feeling a bit drunk .

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@james_macsween @GillianKearney3 @UN @FAO There "are" no crises.

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The plural of salary is salaries.

[Dr Dan Goyal @danielgoyal]

It just seems so wrong on so many levels that essential workers have to fight just to have their salary’s match inflation.

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@HelenaHandcart0 @ashleyljames Trick question that. Nobody understands what socialism is.

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@SophieCaligirl Harry Hewitt.

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Here's a puzzle. Extra points if you don't live with a cat.
Why is it impossible to fill a cat's food dish?

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*pedal*

[Dr. Ann Lesby ✝️ @AnnLesbyPhD]

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