@FedEx missed my delivery window completely and the package was later delivered at midnight w/ no signature, even though that was explicitly required? Not shady at all, totally normal, good job, guys.
@beatingthebook today's show reminded me of this classic...
Her: I'm breaking up with you.
Him: Why?
Her: Because you won't stop talking like an announcer.
Him: You talk about a guy whose heart is broken...
@BradPowers7 I get that, but as someone with 10-13 yo kids, we were all able to watch a sanitized (no human blood!) homage to the OG film. Prey was awesome, no argument there.
@DeltaDimes@RiedellAndrew Last year Fanatics voided all bets in games ended by RR, but *also* at times would offer +9.5 or higher, so if you had the visiting team with the runs, worst you could do is push! They have since changed that, sadly.
Inventor of the Dishwasher: I HAVE CREATED SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE ALL YOUR LIVES EASIER.
Humanity: WHOA. So we just put dirty dishes in and it cleans them?
IoDW: Um, no. You need to wash them first.
H: Uh...
IoDW: Not thoroughly. Just, like, what you'd do if you were drunk.