Hiccup (Parody)

Don't worry, I don't bite, I'm a good boy. Unless of course you want a bad boy.

Gay RP || Switch || NSFW || Literate || Parody Account

[Hiccup (Parody) @hornyfishbone]

"Not such a fish bone anymore, am I?"

🗡 5+ Years experience

🗡 Switch

🗡 Muscular, but can be scrawny if asked

🗡 Very lewd

🗡 100% Gay

🗡 Multiship

🗡 No art is mine

[Hiccup (Parody) @hornyfishbone]

@SLUTFOCATE "Hey, careful, what if you hurt my feelings? You'd feel bad if you made me sad."

[Hiccup (Parody) @hornyfishbone]

@SLUTFOCATE "Awww don't be like that! What if I just sit here and quietly appreciate your tits to myself?"

[Hiccup (Parody) @hornyfishbone]

@SLUTFOCATE "Alright, alright, just a thought.

But all your wardrobe malfunctions /are/ on purpose, right?"

[Hiccup (Parody) @hornyfishbone]

@SLUTFOCATE "Buuuuut you'd look really good."

[Hiccup (Parody) @hornyfishbone]

@SLUTFOCATE "Hey, I'd rather see you walking around totally naked, you know that! I just think you should own your exhibitionism."

[Hiccup (Parody) @hornyfishbone]

@SLUTFOCATE "I just said I wasn't complaining!! I just don't think these are accidents!"

[Hiccup (Parody) @hornyfishbone]

@SLUTFOCATE "I'm like....70% sure you do that on purpose.

Not judging or complaining. But it has to be said."

[Drekí The Nightfury @DrekiTheDragon]

"I've been needing a new look~ what do you think?"

🐉Dreki Soto🐉

🐉Age: 21 (negotiable)🐉

🐉Gay~🐉

🐉Multiverse/AU/OC Friendly🐉

💙+🔁 Please~

[Hiccup (Parody) @hornyfishbone]

@SLUTFOCATE Hm, he hadn't totally thought that comment through. "It... It's less of an insult to you and more of a way to make me seem not quite so bad. I mean, I've *definitely* fucked much worse people than you, if that helps."

[Hiccup (Parody) @hornyfishbone]

@SLUTFOCATE "Yeah, but sometimes I'm not half bad." He tucked some hair behind the man's ear. "I'm sure you've fucked far worse guys."

[Hiccup (Parody) @hornyfishbone]

@SLUTFOCATE He grinned and put the man's back on a wall so he didn't feel like he'd fall over. "Mostly from things you scream while we fuck." He pressed a quick kiss to Ozai's lips.

[Hiccup (Parody) @hornyfishbone]

@SLUTFOCATE "That's part of the appeal!" He walked over and scooped Ozai up into his arms. "You try to act all tough, but I know you're a big softy for me, deep down."

[Hiccup (Parody) @hornyfishbone]

@SLUTFOCATE "Okay, THAT might be a little harsh. Plus then you wouldn't get any more world class cuddling from me in the mornings."

[Hiccup (Parody) @hornyfishbone]

@SLUTFOCATE He raised an eyebrow as the cup bounced off his chest. "Well, there are worse things you could throw at me, I guess."

[Hiccup (Parody) @hornyfishbone]

@SLUTFOCATE "Rude!"

[Hiccup (Parody) @hornyfishbone]

"Honestly, a good throat fucking is just an objectively good way to start the day."

[Hiccup (Parody) @hornyfishbone]

@angelictwunk Is that an invitation?

[Hiccup (Parody) @hornyfishbone]

@SLUTFOCATE With a grin, Hiccup lifted Ozai rather effortlessly, letting the man's legs wrap around his waist, his cock throbbing against the man's pussy. "Sure you don't want to back out?"

[Hiccup (Parody) @hornyfishbone]

@SLUTFOCATE "Oh, good point, you're right. This is /totally/ my fault." Hey, as long as he got laid, he'd take the blame.

[Hiccup (Parody) @hornyfishbone]

@SLUTFOCATE His pants already had quite the bulge in them. "Hey, you can walk away any time. You seem as into this as me."