hornynfl

just football announcers & players being suspiciously horny

[hornynfl @hornynfl]

“The Giants defense was SO deep and soft…”

-Greg Olsen, Giants vs. Cowboys, re: Giants defense

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“He looks great. We saw that shot of him before the game in the locker room and he is ROCKED up.”

-Cris Collinsworth, Eagles vs. Cowboys, re: Dak Prescott

[Jason Kelce @JasonKelce]

This is the most wild start to an NFL season of all time. First play of the game, one player is carted off, the other ejected. I mean everyone knows you don’t spit, you swallow obvi

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Bill Belichick and his girlfriend Jordon Hudson have filed a trademark for the term "Gold Digger", with the intention of using it to create a line of jewelry and key chains, per @darrenrovell

This year they also filed trademarks for "Chapel Bill," "Belestrator," "Trail of Salty Tears," "No Days Off" and "The Belichick Way"

More here: https://t.co/dapMEWsWw2

[hornynfl @hornynfl]

“He’s just so good at finding the hole.”

-Mike Tirico, Chargers vs Lions HOF Game, re: Omarion Hampton