spunky monkey

I'm just a young man with a huge heart and a fat tit.. Yo, this is a parody account to all my main niggazz out there

[spunky monkey @hornyturtle]

By the judge of my last beej the rest of the day.. Well lets just say its gonna be quick, and a good nights rest

[spunky monkey @hornyturtle]

Is it just me or are these Mexicans talking Japanese now days?

[spunky monkey @hornyturtle]

Pot heads wake and bake. Me, well I wake and get a beej #MorningRituals

[spunky monkey @hornyturtle]

Just woke up. The judge by my morning wood, today should be long and hard

[spunky monkey @hornyturtle]

By the judge of my morning wood, today's gonna be a great day.

[spunky monkey @hornyturtle]

Just a reminder the true identity of the turtle will be released tomorrow at midnight.. #getready #turtlefever

[spunky monkey @hornyturtle]

@Thackerzach look at this kid @DrunkenBeaner1

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@Thackerzach hahahahahah hahahahahaha someone's angry the turtle is rolling on this kid. Got me #weak

[spunky monkey @hornyturtle]

@Thackerzach good luck to you at blowing at life

[spunky monkey @hornyturtle]

@DrunkenBeaner1 it's okay @C_Purcell3 has a 2inch pinch #hashtag #penisprobelms

[spunky monkey @hornyturtle]

@cStrack3 hey man.. Why do you try to talk to girls that are taken.?? #GamelessDoucheBag

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If I rewrote niggaz in Paris.. It'd be wiggaz in the set. All I see is a bunch of wiggers in this town. #whiteandnerdy

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@Thackerzach and by the way i go to southwestern. I'll hunt you down in the Don Marshall bowl. Hopefully you get in

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@Thackerzach the question is who are you? You are nothing to society but a complete waste of air. You unathletic ass clown #bowdown

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Just got a blumkin... #smelly

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@Thackerzach hey bro.. Why did you transfer to a school that will alway suck dick at football..? Just a question. #foodforthought

[spunky monkey @hornyturtle]

@kayla_whitis you sleep yet?

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The identity of the turtle will be revealed midnight Friday.... #bittersweetday

[spunky monkey @hornyturtle]

I need a good butt cleaning.. Hey Amina wanna come over?

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I just got told I look like a mixture between Clabe Sloan, and the Pillsbury doe boy. You all see any resemblance?