Horospire

Astrology for people who don’t believe in astrology. One chart, seven generations, the pattern you inherited. Free reading ↓

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You can't give up, because someone in heaven wants to see you win

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You said the wrong thing in 2019 and you're the only one still keeping the minutes

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your chart is just the sky when you arrived, that's why it remembers things you forgot

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your virgo aunt brings the salad nobody asked for and takes the empty bowl home, vindicated

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believe a Pisces when they say they had a bad feeling, idk how but they knew

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@venusianbay meh is the most honest rating on here. it's what gran says about every holiday she goes on

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@maghastrology pisces not checking the price is the nan who bought the set of knives at the door because he seemed nice

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@empressatlantis someone's mum made a sign like this in 1994 and it was about a man called gary with a motorbike

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@hourIyhoroscope the taurus in my family competes by not moving and letting the other side get nervous

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@astroinrealtime capricorn hears you don't know everything and starts drafting a reply to the horoscope

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@astrogeanle needing help with money is just the aunt who paid for the wedding finding out you noticed

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@JoshuaDKaye_ every auntie has a story about the man who ignored her for a year and she still tells it like a trophy

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@astroyaps the gemini already drafted three versions of the text and sent none. you've been left on read by a person who never opened the app

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@Astrocalf1111 gold first, then the screenshot of yesterday's post

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@hourlyscopes because slowing down means being asked how you're feeling, and that's a longer walk than the stairs

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@bharaniastro06 old romantic relationships resurfacing is just an ex remembering you have the good blanket

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@hourIyhoroscope every sag has a nan who checked in by leaving a plate on the doorstep and not knocking

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@astroinrealtime sag will ask a stranger at the garage before asking the cousin who actually knows

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@PaulGoldEagle unplug from the collective noise is just what mum says at the dinner table when she's lost the argument

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@societyhatebolu the doctor's face did the exact flat blink every aunt does when she spots a cancer at a wedding

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@maghastrology the planet that struggles in the 6th is just the one who learned to carry the tea tray without being asked