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If you really wanna get any Trump impeachment through, slap a “gate” on the end and everybody’s gonna be interested #ImpeachTrump

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@_ouijabored @yeehonks @jtownmotors So what I only have pinky toes! Why ya gotta blast me like that?

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Y’all remember that time Eminem said “ope, there goes gravity”?

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“Whisps of nebulocity” - Sagan (bruhhhh)

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I just woke myself up audibly describing how the four small flaps on my face can be played as a horn #zquil

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One of my favorite summer past times is to meditate real hard to the song of the crickets. The cricket that keeps the rhythm is a boss, they’re all gettin laid if he does his job right

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Who switched @MichaelBennet with Mr. Mackie?? #DemDebate

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Can we get rid of that #iPhone commercial that has the text dings? I’m constantly reminded that no one texts me

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How did @JohnDelaney steal @jimmykimmel’s voice box? #demdebate

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I can’t say oasis without a British accent

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@erockwhite Amazon pee color chart

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One time my uncle asked me what I’ve been up to and I said “just truckin along man” and he asked what truck company I was working for. I haven’t used that phrase since

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@jaboukie Everyone lives happily together like all the roommates, girlfriends, and boyfriends you’ve ever had. Also your parents and cousins live with you and their pets. We’re all good

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Hi I’m Morbeus. Take this green pill and itwill freshen your breath. Take this red pill and it will make it kind of cinnamony. Your choice

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Hotdog is the flavor of my energy #311

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@_ouijabored That’s just real life rainbow connection

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Today I learned that my last name hails from the German/Switzerland border and translates to “deer mountain”. Cool

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Cadwahn. I just woke from a dream that Cadwahn is the new name of #NOTRE_DAME now. Ok back to bed

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Netflix: “Are you still watching The Office?”
Me: Well that depends. Is the next episode the dinner party or Scott’s Tots?

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When ur mom kisses your boo boo