melonade 🧊

[hunter @3gpmh]

i love when someone says “that's so you” feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

tired of being the only one who is hot and sexy.

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

may you heal so hard you start being creative again.

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

pro tip: send a risky text in the morning to reduce your screen timing

[Annalyn Grace 💫 @annalyngraceful]

Since the Odyssey isn’t inviting influencers to the premiere, I think they should invite high school English teachers

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

My cat vomited on the tiles and not the rug. Everyone clap please.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

men are traumatizing because what do you mean you expected grace for your mistakes but gave me consequences for mine

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

Calling yourself an AI artist is like saying you're a microwave chef.

[andrés @andresmiguer]

cuando estoy llorando, pero luego recuerdo quién coño soy

[camile @scrtsfromcamile]

this is lost art in ai generation

[kd @kdlovrr]

i’ve hated kids since i was a kid

[🫧 @sijuagain]

you will get your spark back

[kat @yslnadi]

me after spending all my money knowing i’ll get more from idk where

[miia @miiagarro]

been on my last straw for bout 300 straws now

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

girls be like "i needed this" and it's just an entire day spent bed rotting with their cat.

[jude @wishfu1l]

i licked her tits or whatever still one of funniest phrases to come out of love island

[⋆ @deadthngs]

most important blonde women of the 90s
- madonna
- buffy summers
- laura palmer

[aya ❦ @okayclois]

THE MOST CUTIEFUL COUPLE EVER

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

there is so much love in friendship, people forget that.