somewhere in a perfect and ideal alternate reality, everyone is overly obsessed with brainmaxxing instead of looksmaxxing. clavicular is now known as curricular
Four types of people at every company now
yes, people get 10x better when the go from bottom right to top right
but also, people get 10x worse when they go from bottom left to top left
in honor of pride month i’m painfully remembering when i was starting a new job last year and was meeting the team and they were like “i’m mae and this is april” and i responded “well here comes june” with a limp wrist gesture and not a single one of them laughed or even smiled
No boomer has ever applied to 500 jobs and gotten 5 emails back and 2 interviews and no employment.
They do not understand the world that we live in. They cannot understand it, that would shatter their world view. They reflexively call you lazy to protect their view of reality.
these new horror movies are hitting because young folks are scared of different things.
home invasions don’t work because no one owns a home. slasher movies are unrealistic when everyone has ring cameras and life360.
liminal spaces and being forced to date a bad guy? horrific
can't stop thinking about people that first ate mushrooms they found and just had to go through trial and error of like, this one tastes like beef, this one killed Brian immediately and this one makes you see God for a week
one time I was in a witchy shop and a homeless man walked in with a baby kitten he found, asking if they could help get food for it. without hesitation the girls went in the back and got a bag of cat food and some of their lunch for him to eat. I was petting the cat and he told us that he had just gone into a church asking for help and they immediately kicked him out. we need less preaching and more practicing
i hate having friends in nyc. checking insta and it’s just all you bastards running around your stupid walkable city with your stupid public transit going to your stupid parties with all your cool friends who you live right next to. fuck you