Nick Papgiorgio

Who would have thought my sister had the legs of a thoroughbred. Am I right?

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I’m thinking of printing little stickers that say:

You can vote for him. She doesn’t have to know about it.

And stick them to light poles, garbage cans, etc. everywhere.

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@Srirachachau It’s close. The problem with The Beach Boys are their annoying allegiance to “Bompa-bompa-bomp-da” their way through every song.

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This joke has occupied a prominent part of my brain for a few decades now.

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

And in music news, number one on the college charts this summer was Better Than Ezra. 

And, at number two? Ezra.

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@Boomskie As a cubs fan, I’d buy it to burn it. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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@HeatherIsUnsane Smile by Lily Allen.

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@TodayInSportsCo They should just go ahead and elect him to both Hall of Fames. He was heading there minus the injury. I don’t think anyone would disagree with that.

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Staying in an airBnB and some lady named Kate left her Hulu signed on the tv.

With ads.

I’m gunna change her user name to ‘Cheap Ass’

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@pangyre Hat tip for including Judy.

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What’s interesting here is that this message would have resonated loud and clear by simply removing the terms “white” and “male.”

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@ChrissieMayr Review I heard:

It made me wonder if Thanos’ motivation included sparing half the universe from having to see this movie.

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@LibertyPositive Weak candidates.

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As a young man in my early 20’s I would gladly sacrifice an entire summer to this crazy bag of cats.

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I’m very grateful for teachers.

If they didn’t do such a bang up job of dulling the American intellect, a large number of people would be really, really angry right now.

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@Lead_Flinger Proof he is a psychopath: when he noticed the car was flipped there was no “oh shit!” in his tone. He coldly declared the vehicle flipped.

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@buckrebel @ThoBishop I remember them turning on Ron Paul in 2008 after the newsletter BS came out. They’ve always been cultural cowards, forever hoping they’ll get the invite to sit at the cool kids table.

I quit really trusting them after that. After covid, I quit reading them all together.

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This performance is so bad, it wrecked my opinion of three different artists.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Don’t look now, but Cher and the Osmond Brothers have arrived and it just got white people funky up in here ...

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@WallStreetSilv Just a question…how many hours is she working?

At $25 per hour, that’s over $50k for a full time job.

I’ve been seeing a sharp rise of folks who limit their availability so you can’t really schedule them more than 25-30 hours.

We need all the variables.

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That last bit. 😳

[xadran @xadrani]

Alexander the Great became King of Macedon at 20

he defeated the Persian King Darius in battle at 23.

after that battle,

Darius offered Alexander half of the known world and his daughter's hand in marriage.

this is like a 23 year old being offered $200 billion by Elon Musk AND marriage into the Rothschild family.

you won't be THE MOST powerful man in the world, but you've made it, right?

Alexander, along with Darius, would have equally been the most powerful men on Earth. they would co-rule the WORLD together.

the only problem he had with that sentence was "along with Darius".

Alexander at this point could have retired, raised a family, etc.

he would've been the richest man in all of Greece.

but for Alexander,

being the wealthiest man in Greece was not enough.

being remembered as a great general was not enough.

being co-emperor of the ENTIRE WORLD was not enough.

his goal was to be King of the Universe, and nothing less would do.

he turned down Darius' offer,

picked up his shield and helmet,

and rolled the dice once more.

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anyway, here's a pic of a 50-something y/o man being gifted a goodie bag for showing up on time for 30 years straight at Burger King.

[xadran @xadrani]

Alexander the Great became King of Macedon at 20

he defeated the Persian King Darius in battle at 23.

after that battle,

Darius offered Alexander half of the known world and his daughter's hand in marriage.

this is like a 23 year old being offered $200 billion by Elon Musk AND marriage into the Rothschild family.

you won't be THE MOST powerful man in the world, but you've made it, right?

Alexander, along with Darius, would have equally been the most powerful men on Earth. they would co-rule the WORLD together.

the only problem he had with that sentence was "along with Darius".

Alexander at this point could have retired, raised a family, etc.

he would've been the richest man in all of Greece.

but for Alexander,

being the wealthiest man in Greece was not enough.

being remembered as a great general was not enough.

being co-emperor of the ENTIRE WORLD was not enough.

his goal was to be King of the Universe, and nothing less would do.

he turned down Darius' offer,

picked up his shield and helmet,

and rolled the dice once more.

=======================================

anyway, here's a pic of a 50-something y/o man being gifted a goodie bag for showing up on time for 30 years straight at Burger King.

[Nick Papgiorgio @horschack]

@marybeth5025 @catturd2 The older I get, the more I realize everything is a grift. Everything.