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if you‘ve been set on fire and pushed off the side of the grand canyon PLEASE dm me

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“average longerboarder hits 3 pedestrians per day" factoid actualy just statistical error. average longboarder hits 0 pedestrians per day. Horse Narcotic, who has no balance & hits over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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nonbinary person named irs

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men don’t steal the mic at prom to give a devoted speech describing their character development to win back your love anymore

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really interesting … why are there chemtrails going toward the salesforce tower? #salesforce

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there is literally zero chance chappell roan will still be cis in 5 years time

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attire for all court cases should be shirts vs skins

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new wfh setup 😁

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the american kennel club is an event-regulated breed definition ponzi scheme

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winning the westminster dog show is about having a beautiful demeanor

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why is no one doing #RealestPersonOnEarth … at minimum it is a very cute trend & i love bereal with all my heart

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oh… you don’t know about the Impossible Maze? dude… everyone knows about the Impossible Maze. yeah that’s literally why it’s called that. anyway. yeah i can’t believe you don’t know about the Impossible Maze like that’s super weird everybody knows about the Impossible M

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@SnipMonkNow can you text me back about those child support payments

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in the same way that every animal ends up evolving into a crab over time, every single piece of media ends up turning into hgtv over time. mr beast is the most recent example

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@SnipMonkNow this is actually exactly what i was thinking about when i initially tweeted this. are we about to kiss rn ……..

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everyone is constantly talking about how nonbinary people can’t ride ATVs

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1. i don’t listen to boygenius 2. any of you who know me irl know exactly which guy said this

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pointed out a boygenius billboard and the guy i’m with goes “what, like young sheldon?”

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i’m nonbinary and that means i take dog multivitamins

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@SnipMonkNow is he trying to pavlov you into doing something or what

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@botaniferous GET OUT OF HERE WHILE YOU CAN

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jacob condoned me tweeting this

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when i listen to faced out by @out_faced i like to think that it is a narrative concept album about the life and experiences of this guy