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[M&M @hortonio7]

@rachelygr @aida_airy Why are you going for a badly dressed grandma look?

[translated cats @TranslatedCats]

Hello, this is coconut.

[M&M @hortonio7]

It’s going to be -3 degrees when I leave for work tomorrow. Kill me now 🥶

[M&M @hortonio7]

@lyywins @VarlanOlivier @sterplt I TOLD YOU THE PROTESTS WERE ALSO BARBEQUES!!

[M&M @hortonio7]

My cat either hates or is terrified of every cat toy I’ve tried to buy her but she loves playing with this small piece of paper I dropped on the floor 🙄

[M&M @hortonio7]

Can we have a 4 day work week yet? I am tired 🥲

[M&M @hortonio7]

Why is the post office only open for 3 hours on the weekend?? Like I run all my errands on the weekend and I can only go to the post office from 9:30-12:30 on Saturday???

[M&M @hortonio7]

I need everyone to pray to whatever higher power you believe in that I have a snow day tomorrow because I am OVER work

[M&M @hortonio7]

I finally found pizza rolls I can eat that are gluten free. But why are they 7 dollars a box with only 10 pizza rolls per box 😡

[M&M @hortonio7]

I bought these ridiculously colorful sweatpants for an 80s themed party and they are actually so comfy. Watch me actually start wearing them around

[Zakiya12 @zakiyaadderley]

I am so tired

[M&M @hortonio7]

I was today years old when I realized “Seattle” is spelled with 2 t’s

[M&M @hortonio7]

@lyywins Winterfell!

[M&M @hortonio7]

Wanna watch the new game of thrones spin off but they’re only releasing one episode each week🙄 Like I’ll revisit this in the winter when I can binge it a

[Emily Porter, M.D. @dremilyportermd]

I had a guy friend with a Ph.D in engineering ask me last week how women pee with a tampon in and this is why men shouldn’t be passing laws about women’s bodies.

[Christle Nwora, MD @ChristleNwora]

Y’all. This is it.

[M&M @hortonio7]

I have been so lazy this entire weekend

[megan @_megannnp]

devastated to announce I did not win the mega millions so I will be at work on monday