Илий Родичев

[Roman Vlček @romvlcek]

Gravity doesn't exist. The Earth sucks.

[Rosalie Novales @Babyrose024]

together: the Teflon-coated wok.

[Арсений Тюльпанов @SenyaTyulpanov]

Pants: Trousers' country cousins.

[Наталия Бахусовa @ANbakhusova]

Blame San Andreas, it's all his fault.

[Rodrigo Almeida @Ddrigo91]

Kinky: Using A Feather. Sick: Using The Whole Chicken

[Элеонора Филипчиков @m1ssfil03105839]

anything.

[Юлия Наливкинa @a_nalivkina]

No matter how bad your kid is, he's still good for a tax exemption.

[Зоя Ерошенко @laapa63]

Excellence is an option that is renewable.

[Павел Захидов @reca712]

Would you fly in an airliner designed and built by the lowest bidder?

[Tihomir rakoci @TIHOMIR111]

My bit bucket runneth over...

[Алевтина Молошников @SonikBelka]

reach a conclusion.

[Акилина Луховитинa @sanek_abr]

it didn't happen.

[Валентин Голендухин @MrOzyje7]

You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

[Ronny olhier @Ronnyolhier]

Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement.

[Masih diet @romieyudhistira]

Some days you're the windshield, some days the bug.

[Christian Roth @cantona2k]

textile manufacturing machinery...I wonder why

[Владимир Марясов @vova_maryasov]

Who mourns the falling of a single leaf ?

[Rohith Ravi @rohithravi21]

Amish safe sex: painting an "X" on the cows that kick.