Hostess Problems

Oh the great things about being a hostess

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Me at work when people say they know the manager....

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Me before work.

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When you are at the host stand watching someone seat themselves at a dirty table

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So, someone please tell what the restaurant would do without us?

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Summers great. But now it is busy all day, Every. Single. Day.

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Guests don't understand how hard I try to put a smile on my face for them....

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Sure just walk right by me and seat yourselves, that's why I'm here right.

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We all have that fake hostess voice..

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That awkward moment when you say "Have a great night" 10 different times to the person who keeps going out and smoking.

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That one hostess that we all want to punch in the face..

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When any sort of complaint comes out of a guests mouth...

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Get ready everyone....

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Everyone.... Mother's Day is coming up...

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Do you have washrooms here? ...... Stupidest question to ever be asked.

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When you see someone walking up to the host stand with their bill and you just want to throw the debit machine at their face..

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Old couples are either the nicest people ever, or complete bitter assholes..

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Why do people intend on ripping up the coasters into tiny little pieces and leaving them on the table..?

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The words "I want to quit" come out of my mouth way to often.

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"Fine then we will go to the restaurant beside you guys"!

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Taking a tour around the whole restaurant to finally find a spot that satisfies the guest....