HOSTESSPROBLEMS

The trials and tribulations of the fine dining hostess. seating one bitch at a time.

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Please check the prices in the menu BEFORE I seat you so your cheap ass doesn't waste my time #hostessproblems

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@natobenchain We are not here to please you. We are here to document our "trials and tribulations as a fine dining hostess". Goodnight. ☺️

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@natobenchain I feel bad that you go out of your way to follow US. If you have a problem with what we tweet do not follow us.

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you can afford Louis V but not bottled water? #fake

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When managers try to tell me what to do: "You may be the boss, but I'm the princess." #hostessproblems

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@Ale_OjosTapatio: "I'm sorry--I don't speak to uniformed employees" #hostessproblems

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Dear #oldman: don't get your heart worked up too much. You might die... But then again, that would be good. #hostessproblems

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Health inspection lady chews her gum like a cow #CanYouNot

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“@ChelseaJacq: Friday the 13th didn't bring bad luck it just made customers into massive freaking jerks!!! #rude” @hostessproblems

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Since when does "light" equate to "cheapest thing on the menu"? #beefisnotlight #poorfolk #hostessproblems

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Homeless man: don't pretend like you're gonna join us for Sunday brunch. Like that's going to happen... #getthelysol #hostessproblems

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Shall I tattoo this on my #fuckingforehead? #hostessproblems

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If you can't afford to put the meal on one check, then you can't afford to eat here... #separatechecks #restaurantclass #hostessproblems

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Parading around with a fake Birkin? Wow! Classy! #hostessproblems

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Dear fat, old hag... There's a reason you're dining alone... #hostessproblems

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I think I'm going to have a meltdown! #hostessproblems #

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How to solve a nagging server! #popapill #hostessproblems

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Goddess host team tonight: we virtually pulled tables out of thin air!! Bring it walk-in 17&10 tops!

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You travelled across the country to eat at our restaurant and didn't make a reservation?! HOW SILLY?! #hostessproblems