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@golfgirljordan1 good riddance #youdontdeserveme

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i have to do everything around here #thanksalotguys

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@DCtombuchanan dude chill

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vehicular manslaughter is never the answer kids #myworstbirthday

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@greatgreenhope8 are you poorly disguised METAPHORICAL LITERARY DEVICE?!?!?!? #yes

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@Daisy_Gatsby1 @daisybuchanmom @greatjaygatsbae @gatsby_1920_jay please get a room (that's not my cottage) #divorcetomalready2K16

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@golfgirljordan1 i will thro a #ragingteaparty . just u wait...

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@easteggjbake u no it

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My girl got that wan, scornful mouth 😍 #headoverheels @easteggjbake @golfgirljordan1

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@Daisy_Gatsby1 *a *grade-a *liAr #asenseoffundamentalspellingisparcelledoutunequallyatbirth

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when ur having a #gaytime with #oldsport and u learn he killed a man

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my outfit is like tom's political views #allwhiteeverything

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just woke up in penn station with a hangover and only a vague recollection of yesterday #fml #4oclocktraintowestegg