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@time_woods @CloudyPopped holy shit... i am EXACTLY the same way, almost everything in my body is weirdly flexible but touching 2 feet on the ground with straight legs??? shooting fucking pain

[Shmuck @hostilebyprodc]

@NikkisInfo All information regarding cupcake's status is on the Nikki's Info Discord: https://t.co/RVV3zIwL48. Info is posted by moderators of the NI discord *not the official LN Discord. (I hope it's appropriate to put the link here! My sincerest apologies if not.)

[Shmuck @hostilebyprodc]

i hate new york city and everyone in it

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@Apple, stop being the lowest quality form of communication in 2023! #GetTheMessage
https://t.co/y3MxewIOgF

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i never miss the rage fuck the rage bro thats childish

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tinder match just said “ive never been near a chicken” what the fuck does that mean whats wrong with you that youve never seen a chicken

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lets pregame goth night

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@zeyzooted @Emilybrailey18 reported. disgusting how many people do this.

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@vodkaoatmilk my buddy oded in a tj max bathroom and died three times

[Fucking Sober @fucking_sober]

Sober people be like “I’m fighting demons” and the demons is being held accountable for their behavior

[Fucking Sober @fucking_sober]

I’m fine with drinking. It’s the ruining everything good in my life that’s a problem

[Shmuck @hostilebyprodc]

without fail i always read the word “igneous” and ingenious and pretend it just means a smart rock

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(coveting my neighbors ability to drink and not die)

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everytime i claim to see the big dipper i am lying. i cannot see big sky shapes. i can see the small one. i have never seen the big one and i pretend i can everytime someone points it out

[Fucking Sober @fucking_sober]

If you’re having a bad day just remember that someone is using their knowledge of craft beers to hit on women in a bar right now

[Shmuck @hostilebyprodc]

i cry happy tears when i watch cooking reality tv :/

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leaving NA with a 55 year old woman named Jill to get coffee and talk shit this is recovery

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Bill W never explicitly said “dont have sex with ur ex,” so how am i supposed to know??

[Fucking Sober @fucking_sober]

“You’re so smart to quit drinking!” Thanks! My options were that or dead