Conan

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[Conan @hot_cup_of_coco]

I swear my YouTube recommended is the weirdest place on the internet

[⭑ 𝔸𝕕𝕠𝕠𝕜 ⭑ @AnotherDook2]

= ℌ𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔅𝔞𝔡𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔰 =

A nocturnal beast who's large, curved plates funnel sound towards sensitive ear canals, allowing for excellent hearing, as well as echolocation during evenings.

[𝔄𝔪𝔦 𝔗𝔥𝔬𝔪𝔭𝔰𝔬𝔫 @AmiThompson_h]

Shewolf and her maiden

[Conan @hot_cup_of_coco]

@cateevans_ Trump and JD Vance

[Conan @hot_cup_of_coco]

@cateevans_ I was just arguing with people about how BB is better

Conclusion I came to was BCS has better characters and BB has a better story

[Conan @hot_cup_of_coco]

@bbnomula Large

[cate @cateevans_]

I can’t believe Ann Widdecombe is our Kirk

[cate @cateevans_]

I went to school with the guy they based Ben 10 on and he would hide under the desk whisper to make me hurt myself and others

[cate @cateevans_]

Missed one

[Artcher🏹 comms are open! 3/5 @artcher_artwork]

D&D Pokemon

[cate @cateevans_]

Let us OUT LET US OUT LET US OUT 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[cate @cateevans_]

I love showing people my List for them to go “I know what that is obviously” for me to then ask them to explain what it is and they can’t and they lose their mind

[cate @cateevans_]

Divorce

[Conan @hot_cup_of_coco]

@cateevans_ Nah

[corb @awshuqs]

card declined at the funeral home now they’re eating grandma

[Conan @hot_cup_of_coco]

@cateevans_ Oops. At least you know you're my homie

[cate @cateevans_]

Went in to kiss my partner when it hit midnight - our 10th new years together - as he went to dap me up

[cate @cateevans_]

Philosophical dilemma: There’s only two stalls. Would you rather use a public toilet with a lot of piss on the seat or just a little bit of poop on the seat

[Conan @hot_cup_of_coco]

@cateevans_ it's just a miniature oven babe

[cate @cateevans_]

Wash ma bellayyyyy