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Thought I'd bless y'all's TL 😎😈

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@YungMikeThaGod @NutsBuster @coach_oats @rosseel_david @SLAMonline @NBATV Keegan better

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@MarisaaHarrison Ope and look at that. My basic ass girlfriend already gave u an RT

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@MarisaaHarrison I see you took you account off private and instantly starting tweeting basic ass content hoping for some easy RTs

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@reduhhabook @JayRock_3k @MarisaaHarrison Hold up I ain’t been on Twitter all day. Did a grown ass man just tweet that he needs cuddles? And still hasn’t deleted it 7 hrs later?

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@reduhhabook A very normal time of day to drink milk…

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@Moe_Hammad_ @Thee_ElijahNeal @CMSena88 @barstoolcarl Fried chicken is unbelievable. We got it as an appetizer. The elote corn is also 🤌🏽

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#NewProfilePic

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MVP of the game tbh

[Iowa Men's Basketball @IowaHoops]

You're a Big Ten Champ, Joe T 🏆

#Hawkeyes x #B1GTourney

[Iowa Men's Basketball @IowaHoops]

BIG TEN CHAMPIONS!

#Hawkeyes

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@JayRock_3k Mine does too, but it’s with a cat and not a human

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@Reclinerguy10 @Uncle_Bookie Just like the rest of the menu

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@Reclinerguy10 @Uncle_Bookie Arbys mozz sticks are 9/10

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@BSSportsbook @stoolbenchmob Ralph Compiano

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@reduhhabook I agree with you except for the Revenant

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Top row looks like someone just typed “Super Bowl” in Microsoft word and then used every different WordArt that was available

[Chris Vannini @ChrisVannini]

Petition to bring back fun Super Bowl logos.

You can spot the exact moment the NFL turned to the boring corporate logo 👎

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@FootyScran @SheffieldUnited Shit look like earwax. No scran

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Engaging in drama on Twitter is too draining for Rob, but he has no problem fabricating that very same drama in his interviews and articles

[Rob Howe @ByRobHowe]

We'll talk about questions asked at today's Iowa Football press conference on tomorrow's Hawkeye Hotspot Podcast with @ScottDochterman

I'd rather not engage in the drama on here. It's draining and unproductive, IMO. I'll leave that for others.

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One of my favorite categories of Twitter video is people thinking they’re capturing a major injustice on film but it’s actually just a massive self-own.

This dude’s voice is trembling as he’s getting served by the local librarian 😹

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

Illinois librarian holds her ground as an antimasker films himself throwing a tantrum after being asked to wear a mask.

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@SLAMonline @iamdresito @DevinBook @CP3 “The Phoenix Suns starting backcourt” would be a dope nickname I feel like 🙌🏼

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TJ Maxx will have a separate rack that says “Young Men” and it’s just the same shitty quality clothes but with a picture of bugs bunny on the back