Business Warlord

full-time space donkey; CEO, poindexter nut co.; the modern marmaduke maxwell, king gremlin, WNBA dunk contest runner up, i own an inflatable surfboard

[Business Warlord @hot_trash]

you may think you don’t know me and you see my stupid tweets and you’re like wtf who is this idiot but rest assured we work together

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j/o’ing with gang signs

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“banjo doesn’t pay”

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I’ll be right there I just gotta put on my hokas

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fingers bang

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Hey ill send your ass to fat camp and you’ll get nothing but gruel

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four Arizona iced teas and one bottle of lighter fluid

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Bieber ate my dog 🤷🏼‍♂️

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How many of yall been logging in to https://t.co/0buAdLs3rE?

Yeah, clearly not.

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https://t.co/q9Uu5H2Ol4 yall

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Jazz shoes

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

♪ Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy... ♪

[۟ @dronedoommetal]

Poop is stored in the buttcheeks

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We’re gonna blow all of our money this summer in graphic T’s

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

(To a complete stranger i've never seen before) youre always wearing some bullshit bro

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Both men’s toes are out (Toby Keith Sammy Hagar)

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“Need an overgrown pussy willow tree and bushes trimmed. Any suggestions?”

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DJ Yung War Crimez

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First date, wearing flip flops: Look babe there are plenty of Buffalo Wild Wings in the greater metro area so if you’re gonna sit here and tell me this franchise is by far the best I’m gonna need some more apps and serious details

[Business Warlord @hot_trash]

Look babe there are plenty of Buffalo Wild Wings in the greater metro area so if you’re gonna sit here and tell me this franchise is by far the best I’m gonna need some more apps and serious details