pickle bitch

are you gonna have that pickle that came with your club sandwich or no?

[pickle bitch @hotassbean]

I’ve been pronouncing the “ch” in Lil Yachty this whole time

[pickle bitch @hotassbean]

used my degree today (pulled out a wuthering heights essay I wrote four years go to reference while I argued with people in the tik tok comments section)

[pickle bitch @hotassbean]

@hyphymermaid Like his counter in the love triangle, Linton is the epitome of civility and wealth, demanding that his opposite couldn’t possibly also be white is strange to me

[pickle bitch @hotassbean]

@hyphymermaid His ethnicity is only interpreted. In the text he speaks another language but his primarily described as “dirty and ragged” because he’s supposed to be a characterization of the wild nature of humanity. Demanding he not be white is weird

[pickle bitch @hotassbean]

It’s already JULY and I’ve only read 16 books????

[pickle bitch @hotassbean]

Shocked to find that the onigiri I got at the farmers market in Chicago was inauthentic

[pickle bitch @hotassbean]

@Donnteezy @DamnTeetz @hyphymermaid As someone who is 5”8 we are the same height

[pickle bitch @hotassbean]

@DamnTeetz @hyphymermaid Hahahahahaha

[pickle bitch @hotassbean]

@hyphymermaid @ExhaleClouds Hey Nick remember when you worked at cutco selling the mlm knives

[ROSE LANI @pradamercury]

How it feels to ask someone if they’re gonna eat their pickle

[pickle bitch @hotassbean]

Didn’t think I’d be defending sally Rooney at the dinner table but here we go

[pickle bitch @hotassbean]

@hyphymermaid Miguel!! Once he made a toast that told us all to go to our own houses

[pickle bitch @hotassbean]

I fell asleep after thanksgiving dinner and my nephew woke me up saying “this isn’t your house”

[☆ 𝓙𝓲𝓷𝔁 ☆ @crybbycl0wn]

Need

[pickle bitch @hotassbean]

@champagnenipple My sisters ALWAYS said you looked like him when we were kids

[autumn🌙 @fallsunday]

This some of y’all … thinking you getting bread whole time you in a pickle..

[♈︎ @kidcudihum]

this would work on me

[𝓢𝓱𝓮𝓻𝔂𝓵𝔂𝓷𝓷 🥀 @Sherylynn_R2]

What if we kissed after the All-You-Can-Eat Pickle Buffet?

[pickle bitch @hotassbean]

Just caught myself saying “just looking at that gave me heartburn” 30 comes at you fast

[pickle bitch @hotassbean]

I got a job!!