rico gotit ひ

[rico gotit ひ @hotassbeats]

The only cultural advantage Canada has over the US is the fact that we can make right turns at a red light.

[rico gotit ひ @hotassbeats]

Coke so white it leaves its shoes on in the house

[rico gotit ひ @hotassbeats]

On god Kith is so fucking ass year after year

[rico gotit ひ @hotassbeats]

Here’s a 4 word horror story:

Too broke for cigarettes

[sean @DilettanteryPod]

The Monkey Who Had Seen the World, Edwin Landseer, 1827

[rico gotit ひ @hotassbeats]

They don’t let millennials own homes because of how shit their decor choices are

[rico gotit ひ @hotassbeats]

Life is a beat and I’m rapping on it 💯

[rico gotit ひ @hotassbeats]

*plucks a petal* she hates me *plucks another petal* she hates me *plucks another petal* she hates me

[Harout @HaroutKhack]

Overheard in sf:

“I think that guys listening to our conversation”

[rico gotit ひ @hotassbeats]

Preorders live for the next 2 weeks https://t.co/lyvb85gfSC
Comes in black and white

$40

[rico gotit ひ @hotassbeats]

Making my girl watch lord of the rings as payback for a month straight of love island

[rico gotit ひ @hotassbeats]

Spent $300 at Costco again :/

[rico gotit ひ @hotassbeats]

Dude. I’m sorry but my observations are so much more astute then yours

[Nightkillazofficial @snowstrippers]

Sag harder and smoke more weed .. anything is possible

[rico gotit ひ @hotassbeats]

Whenever a right wing figure dies, you’re instantly able to tell which girls from high school got married to construction guys.

[rico gotit ひ @hotassbeats]

Want to know who your real friends are?
Ask them for a life on candy crush.

[rico gotit ひ @hotassbeats]

@kapo_xyz Thankyou gang 🙏

[rico gotit ひ @hotassbeats]

Another year successfully not taking my girl to the CNE 👍

[rico gotit ひ @hotassbeats]

Kamala Harris: The Musical

[rico gotit ひ @hotassbeats]

Kush got me feeling ethnic asf