Hot Bed of Mess!

- Funny some of the time, funny looking all the time - (place emoticon thinking face here)

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@DidierCohen #630 what was with the sharia's make up?????? He should get some lashings for his eyelashes!

[Didier Cohen @DidierCohen]

Hell ya, #630 with George Negus is good tonight... This interview is awesome, this guy disgusts me..

[Jake Deegan @jakedeegan]

Everything John Elliott says just perpetuates the stereotype of the old, racist, backward-thinking bigot.

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@TomCBallard I agree!

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@maudegarrett I loved enjoying a port with your dad when I was at uni at EPC in 1999!

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#canofbooze you can shag at 16 but you can't drink till your 18 - both can get you into trouble!

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#canofworms booze till it becomes a problem, sober up when you recognise its a problem while your hung over

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@maudegarrett from where are you minutes away from?

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1 more beer left but how I would love to share a carton with @hamishNews @hamishandandy @joshwolfcomedy and @chelseahandler

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@PauleyP you rock my world and I think you would be as cool as the character you play :)

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@Sandra_Sully I really enjoy the way you read the news! very enjoyable to watch :)

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watching masterchef, why! drinking beer to get through it!

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i am all about an #oxymoron

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OMG I am being followed by @Meshel_Laurie you are one of my comedic idols!

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@joshwolfcomedy this link http://t.co/WpTipOy is what comes up when I google your penis

[Josh Wolf @joshwolfcomedy]

To clarify, Scott's "penis" is detachable RT @iamscottwolf: @joshwolfcomedy in fact, the penis is larger than Josh's

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@joshwolfcomedy has a pic of your penis gone viral that I can view to be stored in my spank bank? ... a gay man's fantasy, straight on!

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@chelseahandler your a hot bed of mess I want to make every morning then help mess up every night ... a gay man's fantasy, straight on!

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@MissKellyO I agree the gym is the best way to escape :)

[Bergdorf Goodman @Bergdorfs]

Walk with confidence. Never know what today may bring.

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Open your eyes when wearing glasses, they are more effective this way 8-)