Cake Farts

sugar and spice and a bad case of thrush 💃🏻

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@LiveNationIL Not happy that the link on the presale email didn’t go to Ticketmaster so I wasn’t in the queue on time and now the show is sold out. Awesome job Live Nation

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@blanketsofwaves You mean Kentucky

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@blanketsofwaves @GayBoobs69 Still a fantastic film ❤️

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@blanketsofwaves Wowwwwww I wonder who you know who’s in an improv show they want you to come to 😞

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@btoch Cake

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@btoch Put French Fries on cake™️

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@blanketsofwaves @btoch @tofu_witch I wasn’t invited. I would’ve brought Cake.

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@ScottAckerlund You have a hot hilarious wife

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@btoch Do you like cake?

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@blanketsofwaves I would like to come. I am cake farts

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@rousso_vanessa

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@circlehost2 Today we have decided to block @TVsVivianBlake. Though she is literally my personal icon 😭, we decided that we couldn't keep letting that come before game participation and some dishonesty this far in. But I'D VOTE YOU INTO CITY COUNCIL ANY DAY 💜💙💚

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@circlehost2 I can't believe I'm typing this today. @eli_circle has been an amazing player and a true connection for all of us. However, we learned from Tom Hanks that he lied to us multiple times, and we confirmed it. Honesty is important to us, so we have to let you go 😥

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@susiesassociate Is that some hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to stay 6 feet away from me?

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@circlehost2 This was such a hard choice today y'all and being an influencer is rough. @TomHanks4Realz was one of the most loveable characters from the get go, but we decided that his character kept him from opening up as much as the rest of the Circle.

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@TomHanks4Realz #OlTom #YouveGotAFriendInMe

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@eli_circle

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@ClaireT0302 Raise your hand if you were also stoned af last night 🙋🏻‍♀️

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@ClaireT0302 Just read all of this THE FUCK #bierasure