Luke Hotchkiss

I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain, although I really don't like the taste of pineapple and am not a huge fan of wet feet.

[Luke Hotchkiss @hotch2993]

"Been there. Done that. Fucked it up. Twice."

The phrase that describes my life perfectly.

[Luke Hotchkiss @hotch2993]

I just realized that the guy that sings cha cha slide sounds like @terrycrews. Tell me I’m wrong. I dare you.

[populapetti @populapetti]

*Jaime when he saw Bran*
#GameofThrones

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

YOU: [switches to private browsing]

BRAN STARK:

[Luke Hotchkiss @hotch2993]

@SavedByThe90s GIVE A BOY SOME CRANBERRIES!! #zombie

[Luke Hotchkiss @hotch2993]

Ok... but Trixie Mattel’s eye has gone rouge and can’t be stopped. #AllStars4

[Luke Hotchkiss @hotch2993]

@omgitsemilyward You say it like it’s a bad thing! I wish my neighbors were as cool as you!

[Luke Hotchkiss @hotch2993]

@omgitsemilyward Kuuuuuurt!!! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[Luke Hotchkiss @hotch2993]

Here me out:

A Jabba the Hutt Animoji?!?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #iOS13

[9to5Mac @9to5mac]

Giveaway: Win Apple's iPhone XS Max from @ZendureUSA & 9to5Mac! https://t.co/XCetPYHbRC

[Luke Hotchkiss @hotch2993]

@tribranchvo OH MY GOD 😂😂

[Luke Hotchkiss @hotch2993]

DID YOU JUST SEE ASIA O’HARA STEP ON THE BUTTERFULY!?! IM SHOOK! #RuPaulsDragRacefinale

[Luke Hotchkiss @hotch2993]

@Caseco_inc have you guys (you and @9to5mac) picked a winner for the gift card and HomePod yet?

[Luke Hotchkiss @hotch2993]

@9to5mac has the HomePod winner been chosen yet?

[Luke Hotchkiss @hotch2993]

@omgitsemilyward 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[Luke Hotchkiss @hotch2993]

@omgitsemilyward WHAT?!? Like this Thursday?

[Luke Hotchkiss @hotch2993]

@omgitsemilyward I kinda wanna go see it again lol

[9to5Mac @9to5mac]

Win an Apple HomePod + $500 gift cards from @Caseco_inc & 9to5Mac https://t.co/0zMKk8ZE4r

[Luke Hotchkiss @hotch2993]

I’m tired of being the human equivalent of a moist towelette. BRING ON FALL DAMNIT!