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you, me, flaming hot cheetos &a whole box of azo she/they

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i yam sad

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@KerseyCallie :* :* :*

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0.o _~_ ^.^ *o*

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@frmthemindofbp 🐣🧚‍♀️🐱🦋🍄🌸💫🍓

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my bad money habit is that as soon as a get any amount of coin, i sprint to the nearest service industry worker and just give it all to them

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if U need me, don’t need me !!! bc i am busy doing too much

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doing molly for the euphoria premiere so i can watch it in 4D

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also.. i think instagram bots found out i was gay bc now they only send me sugar mama dms

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masculine urge to say “damn shorty” to whatever short king i’m taking to 🥰

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@flowerfanclub i start w the SMALLEST foot taps & next thing i find myself unknowingly & quite violently shaking my whole body bc of tHIS ??

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the masculine urge to put on a gruesomely dirty shirt, dust it off a bit w my hand and wear it for two more days

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i condition my armpit hair and ppl still have the audacity to think they’re better than me :/

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@faithffranco i’m like listen luv it’s faster, more reliable, over all better reported user experience

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whenever straight girls ask me how lesbian seggs works i describe it like i’m trying to get them drop their internet carrier and go w the one i’m selling

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@HMizerak does anyone know this girl in my mentions? her names @HMizerak

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convinced i’m in everyone’s life to make them a better person while they simultaneously make me a worse person

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something so vile yet liberating about swiping on tinder while taking a shit

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if u see me posting songs on my instagram story, immediately assume i’m geeked

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@THEEAustinKent yeah well i stole her heart so who is really winning

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at a wedding flirting w ashley the bartender, don’t text

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@MereIsOnline they just do such a good job teaching the important stuff 😪

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i’m 23, i should not be up at witching hour sitting in my vehicle sobbing to steven universe , but