Lana Del Gay

Proletariat princess searching for the Karl to my Jenny. Revolutionize my heart. 💕📚

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Sometimes I position my pussy directly under the tree to collect the sap.

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canadians use maple syrup as lube

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small independent deer running errands

[𓂆 від річки до моря🔻☭ @FakeMartyr]

Choosing not to spit in my mouth is abusive.

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If you didn’t smoke 12 cigarettes, eat two mars bars for supper, and text your ex today, you are instantly disqualified.

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M’Lady

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Thanks, Meta, for translating this recipe. Too bad I’m fresh out of dumb ass.

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Also

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Help I can’t decide which one to buy.

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Day 21 of Celibacy: Damn, I’d sure like a man to be ripping me out of some fishnets…

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nbd.

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Me and my nine personalities

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Ladies, it’s a trap.

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@whotfisjovana Penis envy mushroom

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@postboob Ope! Let me just squeeze right past ya

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I think my frontal lobe is starting to develop because I’m starting to find people who are nice to me attractive.

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Is this Tinder or FB marketplace?

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Save me, Love Is Blind on the tv of the outdoor alley café patio. Save me.

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Making this gave me an asthma attack. 😆

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My new favourite conspiracy theory is that Kid Rock and Dr. Phil are the same person. 😆