Joe Somar

host & producer of BOYS in the NO // creator of The Tapeworm // author of She Lost the Baby

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@Linkario47 @PerfectHeist2k That spear to Elias made me straight up think “oh he’s coming back” immediately

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@MengsMullet He’s going to go a tight seven minutes with Mini Mankind on the WWF Free For All.

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Tuna salad on a croissant with the big piece of lettuce be like 9 dollars at the supermarket now. We are so cooked.

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@AuxGod_ @McDonalds I Was There

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I need the shibata surgery. Just take my whole shit out and put it back in the right way.

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Typing horseshit on the dogshit app if u know what I mean

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Remember when we were all jokerpilled?

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2am turkey sandwich

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Bret Sturgis from the Bronx born approx 1983 there’s no way your ass is still alive for myriad reasons

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There’d usually be a really big guy before the door to the roof and not everyone made it but we didn’t know another way

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Me and my friends back in the day battering our way up to the roof of a six story walk up before the sun goes down was a rite of passage

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They don’t let you fight up a building no more because of woke

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Lovingly referring to the block my job is on as Little Chechnya

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I need to quit my job and become Mr. Torture 2

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@MengsMullet Desmond Wolfe fig too tall with an Easter island head like all the TNA figs

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Twitter stop putting shit on my TL I can’t respond to like I didn’t ask to see this shit

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I was today years old when I learned that Reba McEntire invented Fritos Scoops

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Michael Elgin & Davey Richards should be the MLW tag team champions idgaf

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My most toxic 5 star match is Kurt Angle vs Mr. Anderson from TNA Lockdown. Refuse to rewatch it due to not wanting to think less of it. Was a fiver in my living room that night tho.

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@RompiballeII @swerveblade @WrestlePurists Lots of matches got 5 stars, Mr. Illiterate. These are the ones that broke the scale. Cena vs Punk at Money in the Bank is one he gave 5 that I can think of off the top of my head. There are definitely lots of others.