Hot Corey

Just a guy with an internet connection.

[Jeanna Kelley @jeannathomas]

Saints fans have spent almost two solid years tweeting 28-3 at me (and also calling me fat and telling me to die on a nearly daily basis) so the pearl-clutching they're doing about being trolled now might be my favorite thing in human history

[Hot Corey @hotcorey]

@RynoHainser I've seen that douchebag faceplant against the freeze more than 1000x.
Luckily it's still funny.

[Hot Corey @hotcorey]

@BlueJayHunter *live* how did he miss that?!?
*Replay* why did he even jump?!?

[Hot Corey @hotcorey]

@AndrewStoeten 100% Zeke.

[Hot Corey @hotcorey]

@thejaysnation 2/42!

[Hot Corey @hotcorey]

"when you hold him on like that, he can't get a very big lead". Thank you Pat. #BlueJays #reallythough

[Hot Corey @hotcorey]

@SamMillerBB 9/2 consonant-to-vowel ratio is off the charts

[Hot Corey @hotcorey]

@BaseballHer 1994 ??

[World Baseball Classic @WBCBaseball]

Now’s your opportunity to get this card of Team D.R. alum, @HanleyRamirez! RT for a chance to win!

[Hot Corey @hotcorey]

@thescottlewis Just last week I had to explain hot knives to some kids on my hockey team... #SmoakTheVote

[Hot Corey @hotcorey]

@BlueJayHunter Presenting "The Grilli": four juicy dingers served directly over the plate
#BlueJays

[Hot Corey @hotcorey]

@dustinparkes Fake news, u r obviously a lobbyist for the 750th cartel

[Hot Corey @hotcorey]

@bnicholsonsmith José Bauterrible

[Hot Corey @hotcorey]

@GrubersMullet So does José Bauterrible

[Hot Corey @hotcorey]

#BlueJays

[Hot Corey @hotcorey]

@thejaysnation @ateDARYL These jerseys are fucking terrible. #hottrash

[Hot Corey @hotcorey]

@BProToronto Biagini / Howell / Smith looked VERY good. 💲💲💲

[Hot Corey @hotcorey]

@CallawayGolf Definitely staying away from the chesse.