rusty shackleford

died in the third grade.

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hell yeah pooper pupp

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it’s better to die numb than feel it all

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when did ethan klein get so fucking scary looking

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i’m so fucking lucky i get to take photos like this

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who has a costco membership and would be willing to get me the weighted miffy pillow

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you smell like the devil but you feel like the lord

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sometimes when i have a client and we get to spend a longer period of time together i want to send them memes i see that remind me of them but i feel like that is weird

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YOUVE BEEN THE FIVE MINUTES OF A SHITTY WHOLE YEAR

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seeing bren lukens in december and i have zero plan and no PTO but i cannot miss another opportunity to see a sliver of modern baseball

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noah kahan is a real asshole for releasing draw you out two weeks before my dads death anniversary

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i would die for miffy

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i feel like i’m the only one but whalefall looks so STUPID

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unfortunately i think i have to get my other knee tattooed asap

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once again, i take hot pictures. hire me.

https://t.co/DmcU90r6Mq

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it feels good to say your name. it’s all i have now, what a wonderful sound it makes

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@myblueheaven__ ngl i thought this was pee lmao

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i have won the harry styles ticketmaster war

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and every dream i’ve ever had’s been of myself

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i’m still booking photoshoots. let me take your photos.

https://t.co/DmcU90qyWS