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[Meg @heirmeg]

everybody get naked let’s see who pussy the best is the funniest shit blueface ever said

[Zazzy 👄 @fw_zazzy]

my favorite hobby is smoking weed, showering, moisturizing, putting on perfume and then doing absolutely nothing

[⭐️ @Hillahillaa]

Best cigarettes ever a ranking:

1. Your first drunk cig
2. Cigarette after a traumatic life event(better while you're crying)
3. 20 Cigarettes after you get robbed
4. Cig after sex
5. Regular drunk cig

Lmk if you have any contenders or changes you'd like to make

[Flib @flibbier]

My hoe is going? Where 😊 I would probably like to go too😊

[bruce wayne @4RIESV3NUS]

"do you know how many mass shootings there have been in america"
"counting or not counting gang violence"
and then you get SHOT and KILLED in front of EVERYONE

[Grace Cathedral Park @gracecthdralprk]

I was looking for a job, and then I found a job. You’re not gonna believe how I’m feeling now though

[The guy that sing @AlexJayeSINGER]

When people be smelling like syrup wtf is that?

[✧ @preposterousbbg]

If women don’t lower their standards soon, they’ll die alone in their clean homes, with their regulated nervous systems, balanced PH, clean toilets, friends that support them, & a peace like no other. They better chill..

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

I LOVE BEING IN BED!!!!!!!! oh boy i’m sooo cozy it’s sooooo comfortable here i like my blankets i love bedtime

[bambi ✿ they @bbambied]

misogyny is wild because klay cheated and meg getting called a hoe

[JACK ⚧︎ @lithophage]

so apparently if you smoke and drink a lot and don't sleep or eat enough your body starts feeling really bad. has anyone else experienced this

[James @JamesLovesOnika]

Kanye was feeling his puss omg

[🇱🇧 @commiegato2]

Does anyone in Los Angeles, California want to go to korean bbq? #LetsGetFatAndNasty

[SpryCFC @spry_cfc]

used the public laundry and I had to buy my clothes back from a thrift store

[Wavy Dad 🧜🏾‍♂️ @WavyPresident]

After having a 3 day weekend and having to come back to work this morning I realized something. I gotta figure out a way to make $50M and quit the workforce by tomorrow 😪

[M @nocturama_]

The best cigarette is the one you smoke right after making a disastrous decision

[stars⛓️🗝️ @BigGengarFan04]

She’s using me for my average dick and minimum wage paycheck and undesirable physique

[lei @leilurrr]

spent $1K on a spontaneous trip under the assumption that money always comes back and it divinely returned to me 3 days later

[michelle. @michkeenah]

i get why that tiktoker said that sometimes you gotta start your morning with a cartoon. i forgot how soothing these shows are

[‏ً @rxeey]

i dont think ill ever be as happy as i was being a unemployed bum ass nigga playing videogames all day