@DanGasser Wait! Is beer a condiment? If so I choose beer. I once spilled beer on my food and it tasted great, does that make it a condiment? I may not sleep tonight!
@DanGasser No, but seriously tasty and goes with most stuff. This wasn’t an easy decision, my anxiety was tested on this one and I’m just glad it isn’t a reality. Please tell me I don’t really have to choose!
#iloveketchup