laura

I’m so scared right now

[laura @hotdogconsumer]

I’m so late on sending out my wedding invitations that my therapist is starting to freak out

[laura @hotdogconsumer]

@dogfightin2 Frickkkk

[laura @hotdogconsumer]

Just put this on my wedding registry

[laura @hotdogconsumer]

I’m 29 and I can only do 1 hairstyle (ponytail) I actually don’t understand how you guys are doing this

[laura @hotdogconsumer]

@dogfightin2 Divorce now

[laura @hotdogconsumer]

Shaved my whole body for my first Botox appointment

[laura @hotdogconsumer]

agony yung lean

[laura @hotdogconsumer]

I’m just a girl with a lot of trash in the car

[laura @hotdogconsumer]

I’ve been trying to sell 6 calculators on eBay for over a month and it’s not going well

[laura @hotdogconsumer]

Halloween costume idea: the pope table at Buca di Beppo

[laura @hotdogconsumer]

I just need to lock in

[laura @hotdogconsumer]

Wow

[evil gale @evilgale]

can we hangout one thousand times

[laura @hotdogconsumer]

Hunter Biden interview (chopped and screwed)

[laura @hotdogconsumer]

Just found a HALF EATEN SILICA GEL PACKET in my rats cage smh. They lived tho

[laura @hotdogconsumer]

Minnow and trinket run on the wheel together because they are best friends

[laura @hotdogconsumer]

Everyone in Berlin looks like this

[laura @hotdogconsumer]

Why do labubus look evil

[laura @hotdogconsumer]

Sometimes the only reason to keep going is to wait until there’s been enough time since your last Girls rewatch so you can start another Girls rewatch

[laura @hotdogconsumer]

I have like 80lbs of guinea pig food in my car right now