Jake

Hotdog enthusiast.
Hotel Shower critic.

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@gaggiemardner I'm not sure we should be encouraging that so haphazardly... taking professional career advice from a license plate is probably not an attribute you want in a nurse? I don't know, check me on that.

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@gaggiemardner 🤦 Again, with the shouting? This is a Twitter thread of learned doctors.

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@CARKATMAR

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@gaggiemardner shhhhh this is a library!

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@CARKATMAR This is a good tw33t

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@CARKATMAR @_elauqsap Welcome to the most elite, exclusive, tweeting group in the Middle East, USA

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@CARKATMAR #classichufflepuff amiright @gaggiemardner ?!?!

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@ESchepman Eric, be better haha

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@gaggiemardner "Like the bloated corpse of a woodchuck" -Stephen Colbert