𝖘𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊-𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖕𝖞 𝖘𝖑𝖚𝖙

Bratty ass bisexual Gemini unloading brain garbage. I’m the funniest person I know. @hazelmeadows_ to buy my nudes. minors dni.

[𝖘𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊-𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖕𝖞 𝖘𝖑𝖚𝖙 @hotdogsplease]

In hindsight, it probably would have been cooler to make my user name hotdogsplz. But please is more formal and important, like my love for hot dogs. 🌭🌭🌭

[𝖘𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊-𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖕𝖞 𝖘𝖑𝖚𝖙 @hotdogsplease]

I have Nat’s doomcoming dress, all I’m missing is a red bra 🥰

[fiona @lastgirlever000]

if u could have one piece of clothing from yellowjackets what would it be

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

i like wearing low cut shirts because i like staring at my own tits

[colleen @collme_maybe]

movie theater popcorn can be a beautiful dinner for one

[𝖘𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊-𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖕𝖞 𝖘𝖑𝖚𝖙 @hotdogsplease]

It’s stolen fucking valor, is what it is

[linds @hotcheetofing3r]

the current hot dog obsession is giving 2013 bacon-mania

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

it's so interesting to meet people who were traumatized by their parents' divorce because i personally was traumatized by my parents' marriage

[𝐌𝐚𝐱𝐱 🦇 @maxxmacabre]

really wish i was in my skimpiest outfit at the club drunk out of my mind dancing to duran duran

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[Jordan A. Hayles @MR_STiXX]

Put her on the 20

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

When you touch a cat's ear, it feels like you are touching the petal of a rose. I think God may have made them from the same material. It is all very beautiful

[alexia ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆ @heartlocktx]

me trying to convince everyone around me to watch yellowjackets

[Ren #SurfinBoy #DayAndNight @iskolohista]

Me retweeting Carly Rae Jepsen praise all over the TL

[alex 🕸️ @kminogues]

it's crazy how many people miss out on godly rae jepsen's A+ discography bc they only see her as the 'call me maybe' girl

[himbo in training @jelle_deh]

god announces bible will contain both an old and new testament

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

[psychic spice @vivafxrever]

trixie firecracker you will always be real to me

[Devon Hardware’s Wife @thatfrood]

i like how for a certain set of millennial women “go piss girl” has become an automatic polite social response in the vein of saying “bless you” but for peeing

[𝖘𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊-𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖕𝖞 𝖘𝖑𝖚𝖙 @hotdogsplease]

Well. This was the first birthday where the Eldritch Horror didn’t contact me at all. Our last words were when I called her for her birthday last July.

Guess my plan to go full no contact has officially started. I am both relieved and disappointed tbh.

[𝖘𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊-𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖕𝖞 𝖘𝖑𝖚𝖙 @hotdogsplease]

In hindsight, it probably would have been cooler to make my user name hotdogsplz. But please is more formal and important, like my love for hot dogs. 🌭🌭🌭