Austin B. Amazing

bat mitzvah DJ to the stars!!!!

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@ESPN_Michelle While you're in Ft. Worth, go to the Flying Saucer. So much beer, i tear up a little. Better than ol' glory...

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@lawyachik We all should be so lucky as to have a woman who loves senseless violence! :)

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@chelseagsummers Am I the only one imagining Egyptians fleeing from the madness running "like egyptians", per the Bangles hit?

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What the hell is @RealJesseCamp doing these days? THE WORLD WANTS TO KNOW!

[Nathan Rabin @nathanrabin]

"Awww! C'mon, Gallagher!"-favorite line of last @wtfpod

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@questlove, how often do you bring da ruckus?

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@ESPN_Michelle comes back to Texas, brings cold ass weather with her. Show us your warmth! or not,so i don't have to go to classes...

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@bcuban Maybe if you did loads of coke all the time and starred in a shitty sitcom, you'd "Get it"!

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#gnomeoandjulietsequels Gnome Way Out

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#gnomeoandjulietsequels Gnomey and Michele's High School Reunion

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#gnomeoandjulietsequels not a movie but... Tony Gnomo

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#gnomeoandjulietsequels 12 Angry Gnomes

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#gnomeoandjulietsequels Big Trouble in Little Chignome

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A gal I went to high school with baby sits Mark Cubans' kids

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@chelseagsummers I guess it's a work camp. They force you to tutor!

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@chelseagsummers If you don't hear from me in a week, the Dallas County Community College police have sent me to the gulag

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@chelseagsummers I guess the "access denied" window that popped up was just a warning to scare me... i can watch it now!

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@chelseagsummers my college seems to have blocked access to al jazeera...

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Me want get drunk. real bad!

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@Chase75228 man, all day everyday, it seems.