sarah

frog enthusiast/mitski lover/hottest woman alive (she/her) 🪱🐁

[sarah @hotfrogmama]

so drunk last night i vomited. at fucking trivia night. god help me.

[sarah @hotfrogmama]

@ellioatt no bc i need to see the new tim movie

[sarah @hotfrogmama]

drunk and needing ally josh. i can’t stop thinking about him

[sarah @hotfrogmama]

it’s “froyo fall”

[sarah @hotfrogmama]

dan and phil gay. 2025 is so back.

[noël ⋆｡°✩🇫🇷 @dilfoy]

tumblr is the only verified account allowed to say this per their historical involvement

[sarah @hotfrogmama]

@ellioatt gay…

[sarah @hotfrogmama]

@kristilline me 😔

[sarah @hotfrogmama]

@wizard_fucker how normal people be tweeting

[sarah @hotfrogmama]

all beers should come with a cigarette

[sarah @hotfrogmama]

coworker wearing flip flops to the office. sure

[sarah @hotfrogmama]

call me george the way i got a w bush

[sarah @hotfrogmama]

on the bus rn

[sarah @hotfrogmama]

many of you give your attention to the dumbest shit. the fuck is a labubu

[sarah @hotfrogmama]

@almondmilksucks https://t.co/rPAzMFpBDF fat loser i went to high school with LMFAOOO

[sarah @hotfrogmama]

had to pay rent again

[@dfarecs @lethalrejection]

I’d probably make a really good DJ but there’s no reason for me to be doing all that

[sarah @hotfrogmama]

can’t stand ugly people

[sarah @hotfrogmama]

getting back on twitter to read about dan and phil updates