Adam Bundy

[Adam Bundy @hotfudgebundae]

@FloTrack Spell his damn name correctly

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

View from SpaceX Launch Control. Apparently, there is a car in orbit around Earth.

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Liftoff!

[Adam Bundy @hotfudgebundae]

If Justin Timberlake doesn’t win MVP I’ll be shocked

[Adam Bundy @hotfudgebundae]

Interesting that the year people protest the NFL for some of its players not standing for the flag, the two teams with the most patriotic names are in the Super Bowl

[cryptoloco666.jup @laurenbifano]

i think every one of my teeth is a sweet tooth

[Adam Bundy @hotfudgebundae]

When it’s spring time but I’m still in my winter goth phase

[Ashley Spencer, oly @theTrackQueen]

when coach told you you wasnt running the 4x4 but you see your name written in on 3rd leg https://t.co/7E19ZkCjYi

[Adam Bundy @hotfudgebundae]

“Dick Tracy” hahahah it kills me https://t.co/B4h1PHJiZa

[Velvet Tusk @velvettusk]

Cop: "Detective, we already had the chalk outline taken care of. His bulge is accurate enough"

Dick Tracy: "Almost finished"

[penjamin is now @ghostdraculas @upsidedowntrash]

[at a street brawl]
onlooker 1: fuck him up!
onlooker 2: knock his teeth in!
onlooker 3: kill him!
me: give him the ol’ razzle dazzle!

[the fight stops, everyone turns and looks at me. a bus screeches to a halt. two blocks away a bird flies into a window]

me: razzle dazzle him.

[Adam Bundy @hotfudgebundae]

Black mirror fucks me up

[penjamin is now @ghostdraculas @upsidedowntrash]

merry gothsmas

[Adam Bundy @hotfudgebundae]

When u send that risky text and get too anxious so you smash your phone and throw the pieces on a moving train

[Martin Calvillo @martincalvillo8]

When you hit shuffle and that song you lowkey wanted to play from the beginning starts playing https://t.co/8MsWjuS6Vp

[Adam Bundy @hotfudgebundae]

GOING TO THE JEWELER BUST THE AP

[Adam Bundy @hotfudgebundae]

@martincalvillo8 That pepper jack cheese 🔥

[Adam Bundy @hotfudgebundae]

The year is 3000. Not much has changed but we live underwater. And your great, great, great granddaughter is doing fine.

[Adam Bundy @hotfudgebundae]

It is December 10 I am approaching full emo

[Adam Bundy @hotfudgebundae]

👮👀

[Adam Bundy @hotfudgebundae]

@olivia_bundy Wow I️ had no idea that’s where turkey came from