Hugo

(he/him) kicked off the final round of Survivor casting because of my necromancy

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@nnnathancarroll I only have 2 hands. One for snorting pot and the other for giving a sick handj. If there were a third it would be for flipping through a Donna Tartt novel but I have no such luxury.

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I can;t believe I'm on fire right now

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acme sounds like what Cathy from the comic strip would say during intercorse

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Weakos like soccer 🤮 I only play knifeball 🔪

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is media for fucking real? like why does it all look like that?

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looks like a subcapsular hematoma of the spleen

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fantasia barrino and chicky strippys

[Jai @jaiden_jayce]

This is true Popstar energy right here. THE STANCE!! 😮‍💨 @Normani

[Jamila 🔔 @_iamjamila]

Poor SOL #LoveIslandUSA

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@skyler_higley brodway

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Me as Doc Titpuss on the Pitt: okay y’all I’m gonna lie down and have a chocolate bar

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Me at the Taylor endings party: I bet we’re actually all psychic but they’re keeping us down with sodium and chemtrails

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Travis Willingham as Dr. Robby's worried gay brother when?

[alex @abjortia]

another summer where i’m still fat and busted

[ICYESTTWAT @FUCCl]

NOW THIS IS A MV.
choreo.
glam.
wardrobe.
visuals.

don’t compare her to ANYONE else.

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tinasheeeee

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

[At a wedding throwing rice] Fuck you. Get riced

[Iris Lewinsky @1R_1S]

grilling some frogs😋

[Boy Mom @freshgaycorpse]

Fuck me where I poo
F-f-fuck me where I poo

What’re you waiting for

[Hugo @hotfunperson]

I've never stopped thinking about this moment. It is the funniest thing that's ever aired.

[Nostalgia Daily @nostalgia_]

Futurama(1999)