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cat just peed on election junkmail i still had sitting on the floor for some reason LMAO
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past me was smart for making iced tea and putting it in the fridge a couple days ago thank you past me
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@BachelorFantake I understand where he was coming from in wanting to tell her, but he could have given her the choice instead of just blurting it out. "Something happened this week that's weighing on me, can I share it with you? It involves another relationship"
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Is this supposed to be an insult? 😂

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@leylairoyale this is hideous. great view of the mcdonalds.
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@bachelorzonepod scale of 1-10 how much are y'all loving this #BachelorBowlV group date?
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@ctrlaltcassie The two that I visit the most are a farm and an old neighborhood. I know there are other places but I can't remember right now. Usually when I go there I know exactly where I am right away, as if they're places I used to live. I'm usually looking for someone.
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@fivegoldeens Wait is this about like...what type of stove is better?
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Imagine if these balls drop
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@priyakrishna Not a restaurant, but jungle Jim's just outside Cincinnati OH has a door that legit looks like a literal Porta potty. Behind it? The fanciest bathroom you've ever seen complete with chandeliers
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@Eric_Erins Collectivo for coffee or Eli for tea
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@casuallymasc Where did u get that teacup?
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@fivegoldeens U could also try out of the closet? I found my bowling shoes there and I wear them as dress shoes sometimes haha. Maybe even rag o Rama??
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@fivegoldeens I've heard good things about tomboy toes but theyre really expensive. If ur lucky maybe u can find a women's saddle shoe that could pass for men's at a vintage store if ur into that sort if thing. Dr martens also has like 1 or 2 dressier unisex styles but also expensive
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