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look, all i'm saying is that boston has brookline completely flanked, it would be a tactical mistake to :not: attack it

[Jacob Metcalf 🐀 @undersequoias]

I have no idea who to credit for this. But they deserve a Pulitzer.

[Sam Saulsbury @SamuelSaulsbury]

Ozzy Osbourne: ALL ABOOOOARD
Me: Oh good. Cool. What's this song called, Normal Train.
(A bunch of scary guitars and stuff start happening)
Me: Uh oh

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@CaseyMalone hot dog water sauce

[Ryan Blanchard @ThatRyanB]

"let's circle back on that"
✖️ Lacks next steps
✖️ Corporate jargon
✖️ Weak-willed

"let's settle this in a Boneyard Match"
✅ Actionable resolution
✅ Life and death stakes
✅ They will remember you and they will fear you

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@tinymediaempire @acatmcalpine i feel like i've learned enough from the british cooking show that i might be able to make this actually work now, as opposed to being a complete unadulterated disaster.

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@CaseyMalone this guys cadence is so strange AND ALSO he loves to not reshoot mistakes

[hater @engxl]

turtles are so dumb lmao

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@tinymediaempire you're a brief jaunt away from https://t.co/Z4a4FTu2VA

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i can't believe i made it to 2020 and THIS is the thing that drove me to use twitter's mute feature for the first time

[Kaeli Swift, Ph.D. @corvidresearch]

People in the US: “omg wet markets, coronavirus, gross, I’m scared!”

Also people in the US: “allow me to introduce you to the 30 raccoons I’ve been regularly handfeeding outside my front door”

[Can You Pet the Dog? @CanYouPetTheDog]

Following an update, you can now pet the dog in Dwarf Fortress

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do yourself a favor this morning and read the following wikipedia articles, in order: 'bagel', 'montreal-style bagel', 'new york style bagel'

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@ffxivcrystaldc

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@CaseyMalone his willingness to share his online credentials with others

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@CaseyMalone hells angel biker jackets, with a crying reaper on the back, with embroidered text above and beneath: TOO SAD TO LIVE/TOO SCARED TO DIE

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rename cauliflower to 'spooky broccoli'

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@AllenScrambles virality is a harsh master

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🎶One pig's leg, blood removed, when cold aged, tastes improved, that's prosciutto 🎶

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GREAT URLS OF WIKIPEDIA: https://t.co/rHATI1hz3l