young leaf 🌿

Ⓥ | Denver

[young leaf 🌿 @hotlettuce_]

How do y’all get friends. Asking for a fr- ... ok asking for myself

[young leaf 🌿 @hotlettuce_]

“Signs likely to hang up on your when they’re mad: Sagittarius, Leo, Aries, Pisces, Taurus, cancer, Gemini”

Y’all: “OMG ITS ME 😂😂😩😩😩”

[♡ bri ♡ @blazinwithbri]

i hate when y’all make generic ass zodiac tweets that include half or more of the signs in them.

[young leaf 🌿 @hotlettuce_]

does anyone actually know more than 50% of the lyrics to Paper Planes by MIA???

[SZA @sza]

I understand mental health is important..I jus want a bigger butt

[young leaf 🌿 @hotlettuce_]

it truly does not matter how old, fat, broke, or ugly a man is, he will still feel entitled to woman’s time and attention. if men have nothing, they have the audacity

[C @theclovecoterie]

the atheism leaving my body when my car hydroplanes

[noah @holydonatella]

Bitch I thought AOC was giving us a serve

[young leaf 🌿 @hotlettuce_]

your pussy should smell like pussy, not a fucking bath & body works. this shit is not good for you

[Daisy ❤️ @lovelyxdaisy]

The gag is this is exactly what you SHOULDN’T be having in your bathroom lol

[young leaf 🌿 @hotlettuce_]

TOMORROW IS A NEW DAY YALL. GO TO SLEEP AND WAKE UP AND START OVER. HOWEVER YOURE FEELING NOW DOESNT HAVE TO BE HOW YOU FEEL TOMORROW. let’s get it 👏🏼

[young leaf 🌿 @hotlettuce_]

They want us to “stimulate the economy” with these checks yet almost everyone I know is paying bills or buying necessities with it. Like this is not spending or saving money for most people.

[Red Bait @ttheweirdingway]

I literally want to cry reading this. SO REMOVED FROM REALITY

[Justin Randall @imjustinrandall]

“WhAt’S iN tHe VaCcInE” bitch you literally don’t know what’s in Tylenol shut up

[✯ @piscesphohoe]

skinny girls literally folding in half to create “rolls” isn’t as body positive as they think

[young leaf 🌿 @hotlettuce_]

THANK YOU

[saint leeb @leebyyy]

Why couldn’t euphoria be about college students instead of high schoolers ?

[emily @emiewi]

no Elf (2003) slander on the tl ok an iconic masterpiece of film that deals with toxic masculinity in fathers, the lasting effects of grief and orphanhood, and also includes tsundere blonde sidebang zooey deschanel

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

so help me god if my holy infant isn’t so tender and mild 😤

[young leaf 🌿 @hotlettuce_]

@LBuko23 HOW DARE THEY

[young leaf 🌿 @hotlettuce_]

ppl switch to almond milk and start talking shit about dairy like they don’t eat cheese, butter, ice cream, whey, or 87 other products with milk powder snuck in there

[young leaf 🌿 @hotlettuce_]

I literally can’t stand 92% of people and then I wonder why I don’t have friends 😂😂😂