alexis rafacz

[alexis rafacz @hotmesslexpress]

I just wanna go out to a bar, have too many shots of tequila, get white girl wasted, come home and drunkenly eat an entire bag of flaming hot cheetos, and wake up wondering why my hand is stained red 🥺 is that too much to ask for

[alexis rafacz @hotmesslexpress]

Not my boyfriend playing the donda album on our bedroom speaker at 8:30 in the morning 🙃

[alexis rafacz @hotmesslexpress]

@ChristineJ32 Literally why are people so stupid 😂

[alexis rafacz @hotmesslexpress]

@steelers @budlight #takesummerbythecoolers #Sweepstakes @budlight @steelers

[alexis rafacz @hotmesslexpress]

@_bridgetmurphy Lolll we love you all the more for it though!

[alexis rafacz @hotmesslexpress]

@ChristineJ32 She really put me on blast 😂

[alexis rafacz @hotmesslexpress]

Just cute texts from my mom 🥰

[alexis rafacz @hotmesslexpress]

Im getting my hair done on thursday and i am having a very strong urge to chop a lot of my hair off meanwhile i have always had long hair....am i okay???

[alexis rafacz @hotmesslexpress]

Two days into 2021 i fell and fractured my tailbone and the pain i’m in is nothing i have ever felt before ✨happy new year✨

[alexis rafacz @hotmesslexpress]

Does your dad send you youtube videos of a twerking turkey or is your family normal?

[alexis rafacz @hotmesslexpress]

@Jonsemom Love you!!

[alexis rafacz @hotmesslexpress]

@Jonsemom Thanks aunt monica 🥰🥰

[alexis rafacz @hotmesslexpress]

Do you ever have a day that one thing after another goes wrong? That day is today for me. Am i on the verge of a mental breakdown....yes

[alexis rafacz @hotmesslexpress]

To whoever was walking their dog in Lawrenceville and didnt clean up their poop i have a very big bone to pick with you

[alexis rafacz @hotmesslexpress]

I recently moved to the city and this morning i decided to go for a run to relieve some stress ya know? Then i looked at my running shoes when i was done and my running shoes are in fact now covered in dog shit 🙃🙃🙃

[Jamie Rafacz @jamie_rafacz]

One sounds like your deranged uncle going on a rant during Thanksgiving, and one sounds eloquently presidential.

[alexis rafacz @hotmesslexpress]

We are sending the oompa loompa back to willy wonka’s choclate factory (where he belongs) one vote at a time 😉

[alexis rafacz @hotmesslexpress]

My little sister convinced my mom to give her money to decorate her dorm room and this is what she bought....i have never been more proud to be her big sister

[alexis rafacz @hotmesslexpress]

Lol i forgot today was halloween

[alexis rafacz @hotmesslexpress]

Only doing this for @gergsquad

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The one.

The only.

Xbox Series X Fridge giveaway.

Follow and retweet with #XSXFridgeSweeps for a chance to win the Xbox Series X Fridge.

Ends 11/04/20. Rules: https://t.co/4P5hCSBPcy

[alexis rafacz @hotmesslexpress]

Is adulthood washing your dishes then feeling good about getting it done but then walking around your house and finding a shit ton more of dirty dishes laying around that you now have to clean....?