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i just wanna be rosalind franklin* when i grow up *gene moldes

[m a r• g r e a t • @hotmessmarg]

u r barking up the wrong phylogenetic tree my dude if u think men have evolved from neanderthals.... check that fossil record boi

[m a r• g r e a t • @hotmessmarg]

@Spotify I listen to music all day at work and often when I get home.

Why did I get this email?

Please help support me because I take my Spotify wrapped seriously and my love of music.

@SpotifyUSA

[m a r• g r e a t • @hotmessmarg]

@awalmartparking I knew we got a ring, I didn’t know we upgraded all the way!!!! Yes ma’am!

[90s Pokemon @90sPKMN]

Same

[m a r• g r e a t • @hotmessmarg]

@Spotify if I’m paying for duo, why am I getting ads? I’m paying $14.99 a month for no ads!!!

[zoë ✨🌙 @zoenone0none]

i personally love pasteurization and vaccines. i love modern medicine. i love the world that allowed my mom to have children that all lived to adulthood. i love how we eradicated polio and measles and fucking hpv

[m a r• g r e a t • @hotmessmarg]

The only way I would have rolled my eyes LESS with the name change

[Jimmy Buffett @jimmybuffett]

has a good ring to it don't you think?

[awalmartparkinglot ✨🪩🕺🏼🖤 @awalmartparking]

i had to submit a video of me teaching for grad school and i got a 97

what did i lose 3 point for? professionalism, bc of how i was dressed.

so i paid thousands in tuition to receive zero legitimate feedback other than my professors dislike of my cargo pants 🥲

[m a r• g r e a t • @hotmessmarg]

I met my husband on here 6 years ago over tacos and Danny Phantom. Took enlisting @sara_frombosnia to get the man to take the hint. 3.5 years of marriage and a toddler, two dogs, and a cat later 💛

[m a r• g r e a t • @hotmessmarg]

In a hilarious turn of small town events: we were out for breakfast at the local Huddle House- my husband says “oh one of my students is over there and gave me the stink eye”

He walked by as we were leaving and specifically told me hi, which I returned because I teach him too 😂

[Steak-umm @steak_umm]

i can't help but find it ironic that this app, originally symbolized by a bird, is now seeing a mass migration of users to other platforms

[m a r• g r e a t • @hotmessmarg]

A student today walked up to me and said “I heard you like deer jerky, Mrs. B!” And handed me a bag and told me he shot the deer and made the jerky himself.

Yes, I work in a rural area, but also this only could have occurred because I’m @treborrebrag’s daughter #iykyk

[Morgan 🏴‍☠️ @mmildren3270]

I’m still an under 40 victim of fate

[m a r• g r e a t • @hotmessmarg]

My tummy always hurts

[m a r• g r e a t • @hotmessmarg]

Unfortunately, if there’s not a learning target on board, I’m not learnin’ nothin’

[Trebor(Dirtbag Biker, Cowboy, Space Pirate.) @treborrebrag]

GATSA Fall Leadership doesn't really start unless you're sporting your @BarryGillespi15 highlighter polo.

[m a r• g r e a t • @hotmessmarg]

Vex Robotics: where your kids can place 22/37 and somehow end up runners up in the tournament.

Go team!!

[m a r• g r e a t • @hotmessmarg]

Gonna have to stay off social media for a few days 😵‍💫

[m a r• g r e a t • @hotmessmarg]

@ctylergrant