Hot Mess Express

Hot Mess Express (noun) {hawt mes ik spres} A group of sexy, hard-drinking bitches that hit the streets to cause chaos and partake in debauchery.

[Hot Mess Express @HotMessProbs]

Happy Pride Month. Live fast, Party Hard, All the gays do it well ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 🌈

[Hot Mess Express @HotMessProbs]

That part. This is very funny to me 😂😂😂

[Dana Goldberg @DGComedy]

Remember when Donald Trump said if he ran for President, he would run as a Republican because they are so dumb they will believe anything?

He just said the noise from wind turbines causes cancer.

Please vote blue in record numbers in 2020 to make this stop. 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

[Hot Mess Express @HotMessProbs]

Can’t tell if I’m hungover or if I should just drink more

[Hot Mess Express @HotMessProbs]

Do you have a job @TomiLahren ?

[Hot Mess Express @HotMessProbs]

Don’t forget that $6 Mill in 24 hours whore 🤪

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

When a proud socialist like Bernie says he is going to “complete the revolution....”

RUN.

https://t.co/86yfG3boUG

[Hot Mess Express @HotMessProbs]

#Bernie2020

Support the cause, make a donation!

https://t.co/poeqKP07pv

[Hot Mess Express @HotMessProbs]

I encourage you all to join the political debate. Fuck the terms Democrat and Republican. Do your research, educate yourself, and strive for a better world for EVERYONE. If we can create babies, we can also have a world of peace and equality

[Hot Mess Express @HotMessProbs]

Don’t trust simpleton’s like Tomi. Government isn’t wrong. Wrong government is wrong. Health care for all and wanting for everyone to have a livable life (by the right people) is obtainable. Don’t let anyone tell you other wise

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

You might not like Trump or the GOP but I hate to tell ya, they are all that’s standing between you and complete and total government overreach and eventual control. https://t.co/LD2r9w57yw

[Hot Mess Express @HotMessProbs]

Me: I’ll never fly @SpiritAirlines again

Also me: you see, the way that my broke is set up....

[Hot Mess Express @HotMessProbs]

My favorite pass time is looking out the window of the airplane and knowing that I’m better than you 😂 jk I’m humble

[Hot Mess Express @HotMessProbs]

PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Fuckin whiny baby

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT! It should never be allowed to happen again!

[Hot Mess Express @HotMessProbs]

@TomiLahren don’t make Nancy get her leash 😂😂😂 #CardiVoice

[Hot Mess Express @HotMessProbs]

This is so true!

I am going to do my best but just in case anyone feels like trying me... I KEEP A CLAP BACK IN MY FUCKING POCKET AT ALL TIMES👏🏽👏🏽 😂

[shelby @hg_shelbs]

the more you talk about toxic people the more power they get in their sick little worlds. let it go and let karma work sis

[Hot Mess Express @HotMessProbs]

Dear dummy. No one over here is falling for you or Kamala.

Please enjoy the last 2 years of your Twitter career. Ya better start learning some actual skills. Maybe coal mining?

#BerniesComing #Bernie2020

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

Nothing the Left hates more than the truth. Y’all didn’t debunk anything you just put the blinders on. https://t.co/8cIGQ96z4m

[Hot Mess Express @HotMessProbs]

Ugh, I want to be this dog

[Hot Mess Express @HotMessProbs]

Hey moron, that would mean that the president would have to step down too. Or would you make an exception for the orange skinned pig? FUCKIN IDIOT 🤯 I swear, these people don’t have brain cells.

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

Elected leaders who run for president should have to resign from their current post. Why should they be able to waste THEIR constituents time and money campaigning for a new job? New First Thoughts on FoxNation https://t.co/opWIvfTpXs

[Hot Mess Express @HotMessProbs]

So instead of paying teachers more and building more schools you want to blame immigrants? You’re a disgusting trash box. How about you just stop thinking all together, it’s not your strong suit.

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

I agree with the teachers, a classroom of 35-45 kids is TOO big.

Ever stop to think perhaps that has something to do with the over 2.5 million illegal immigrants we have in the state?! First Thoughts on #LAUSDteachersstrike on @foxnation

[Hot Mess Express @HotMessProbs]

If you’re ready to get drunk, clap ya hands 👏🏽👏🏽

[Hot Mess Express @HotMessProbs]

@Professor_Boo_ Eat a dick. You want a reply and followers? Here ya go 🖕🏽

[Hot Mess Express @HotMessProbs]

Text to my ex: hey, how are you? I see you’re struggling w/o me 😂
k, bye

[Hot Mess Express @HotMessProbs]

Listen bitch, complain that we don’t hang out and then not respond when I text you. 🖕🏽