vanessa

just a chicken nugget living in a world of chicken tenders

[vanessa @hotmessvaness]

I was talking to someone and they were asking me general questions, and he asked where did I go to school? I said @TexasTech, and he goes, “booo I went to UT. I was there when Colt McCoy was our QB”. I said, “Oh I was there when @PatrickMahomes was our QB” GUESS WHO WON THAT ONE

[bert kreischer @bertkreischer]

Today is my 50th birthday AND the anniversary of The Machine story. As a present to myself, I’m sharing the teaser to my movie #TheMachine. If you guys enjoy it, please tag a friend, share it, and spread the word - let’s get this thing in theaters ASAP!!

[vanessa @hotmessvaness]

@DezBryant my sister who lives in Dallas with a hospitality background and experience, is interested in being your assistant.

[Sopranos Vibes @sopranos_vibes]

Oh god oh fuck it’s the gaba-ghoul

[Donn Gunvalson Parody @DonnGunvalson]

The Sanderson Sisters 👻

[vanessa @hotmessvaness]

@tomsegura need to know which video made you “lose your footing”. #YMHLive

[Dorinda Deadly @dorindadeadly]

Not Taylor being referred to as the “woman yelling at cat” #RHOC ☠️

[vanessa @hotmessvaness]

@M_Lester13 @panchitoo__ might have to get the nephews a pair 👀

[E! News @enews]

Hoping that every reunion will be a #BigLittleLies season 3 announcement. ➡️ (📷: Instagram/ HBO)

[vanessa @hotmessvaness]

@Lstats14 1000%

[E! News @enews]

Forever and ever, you'll stay in our hearts. 🤍 🕊 It's been 2 years since the world lost Naya Rivera.

[bert kreischer @bertkreischer]

Two years ago on #2Bears!

Let’s all raise our 64 ounces of Kool-Aid, cheers everyone!

[vanessa @hotmessvaness]

@h0mberto i actually knew that one. yay me

[CotoCuffQueen @DubrowParasite]

How many of us have been watching housewives since the absolute start? Like every season since the start of OC and every franchise added. I’m 38 and I’m 100% guilty of this. I’ve watched every damn franchise since it started. Just curious who else is in this club?

[vanessa @hotmessvaness]

@briikellum lol all the housewives do it, it’s so funny. there are convos that’s the earrings should be cancelled all together lol

[vanessa @hotmessvaness]

@M_Lester13 ❤️❤️❤️

[Madison Ehler @M_Lester13]

I can’t believe I get to marry my best friend tomorrow 🥰

[Texas Tech University @TexasTech]

Remembering those who were tragically lost after a devastating tornado hit Lubbock on May, 11, 1970.

[vanessa @hotmessvaness]

@yuungjelly i’ll have to go do some investigating 👀

[vanessa @hotmessvaness]

@yuungjelly i need to catch up

[randy @woahokrandy]

she is risen<3 happy easter #rhoc