Rodney Dicksenburg

Beer and Torta pounder | Love boozin, viagra, and my pocket pussy “Gretchen” | Banned from Mellow Mushroom | Conqueror of twin peaks restrooms

[Rodney Dicksenburg @hotrod456969]

Too tired to beat my shit

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Erika Kirk did 9/11

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Pleasant evening, Chilean beers slightly above par, nothing crazy

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In regards to my most recent post, I have decided I will just go downtown and beat hookers with beer bottles instead. #alahakbar

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If any 16 seed wins today I will post a naked photo with Benjamin netanyahus face photo shopped over mine. #cinderella

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I love curling

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Watching her slowly take off her lingerie but remember when the boys lost it when I sent them this behemoth. #takemeback

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Taking a shit while drunk and playing geometry dash has unlocked a new peak for me

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Snow isn’t stopping me from getting hammered. Time to sled to happy hour. #david

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I need an obese ginger woman to fart on me

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Just cranked hog in the teacher bathroom after reading diary of a wimpy kid to my son’s 3rd grade class. #nostalgia

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Just hopped out of the shower, old rod is looking BIG if you know what I mean. This old man is HUNG! About to start my evening with a sky bri compilation and a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell. #nightslikethese #epstein #hungasf

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Just took my boys phone and he called me a “chud” and spit in my face, kids these days 😂 #slang #genz #trouble #stillhorny

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@SlamerRick9333 No worries buddy honest mistake lol😂